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GARRY T'S TOP TEN REJECTED THEATRE COMPANY NAMES.

Sun, 23 July 2000, 03:14 am
Walter Plinge8 posts in thread

GARRY T'S TOP TEN REJECTED THEATRE COMPANY NAMES..

[Hi, MY NAME IS GARRY T, I'm a Top Ten Addict..]

Again this is NOT a cheap attempt to move up to be number 1. Being number 7 is a good position to be in..women are starting to talk to me now...only to ask me to do something for them, but hey, its a start!!!

* PLEASE, ONLY WITTY RESPONSES REQUIRED!
[Then again it hasn't stopped some of you in the past!]

HERE'S A FEW EXAMPLES:
1. Casting Couch Theatre.
2. Irreparable Damage Theatre.
3. "Y" Theatre - short for "Why this play?" "Why cast him/her?" etc.
4. Mates Only Theatre.
5. Sending Your Butt Asleep Theatre.
6. Above the Cough Theatre.
7. MACBETH Theatre.
8. Oops Theatre.
9. What was That? Theatre.
10. Give Us A Break Theatre.
11. Look! We're Trying Theatre.
12. Biggus Carrappis Theatre {A European Entry} - How did that get in there?
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RE: Theatre Company Names

Fri, 28 July 2000, 10:26 pm
Walter Plinge
> EFTPOS

> Exhilirating Fringe Theatre Produced On a Shoestring.

> the other explanation of the acronym is unmentionable
> as it might be misconstrued as an accurate description
> of its originators.

Extremely Fine Thespians Providing Outstanding Shows? How is that unmentionable?

> If you catch me at your local theatre,
> by me a Schweppes Cola and I'll happily
> divulge all.

You slut.

BTW, I think I've come up with the winner:

The "No-Other-Bastard-Will-Hire-Us" Theatre Co.


wibble,
David Meadows Esq.
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