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GARRY T'S TOP TEN REJECTED THEATRE COMPANY NAMES.

Sun, 23 July 2000, 03:14 am
Walter Plinge8 posts in thread

GARRY T'S TOP TEN REJECTED THEATRE COMPANY NAMES..

[Hi, MY NAME IS GARRY T, I'm a Top Ten Addict..]

Again this is NOT a cheap attempt to move up to be number 1. Being number 7 is a good position to be in..women are starting to talk to me now...only to ask me to do something for them, but hey, its a start!!!

* PLEASE, ONLY WITTY RESPONSES REQUIRED!
[Then again it hasn't stopped some of you in the past!]

HERE'S A FEW EXAMPLES:
1. Casting Couch Theatre.
2. Irreparable Damage Theatre.
3. "Y" Theatre - short for "Why this play?" "Why cast him/her?" etc.
4. Mates Only Theatre.
5. Sending Your Butt Asleep Theatre.
6. Above the Cough Theatre.
7. MACBETH Theatre.
8. Oops Theatre.
9. What was That? Theatre.
10. Give Us A Break Theatre.
11. Look! We're Trying Theatre.
12. Biggus Carrappis Theatre {A European Entry} - How did that get in there?

RE: GARRY T'S TOP TEN REJECTED THEATRE COMPANY NAMES.

Mon, 24 July 2000, 09:08 am
Walter Plinge
Hi Garry, Hope this meet your exacting standards:


21. You Get What You Pay For Theatre

22. F*@# and C@#* Theatre (sorry, Luke)

23. The Council Built It - We Just Use It Theatre

24. @!#$ Happens Theatre

25. Secret SquirrelÂ’s Pretentious Cavalcade of Whimsy

26. Adjudicators? What Adjudicators? Theatre

27. Script? We DonÂ’t Need No Steenking Script Theatre

28. Let Me Explain It All In The Programme Theatre

29. Full Frontal Nudity Theatre (the play may be crap, but, who cares?)

30. At Least We Got Comps Theatre

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