GARRY T'S TOP TEN REJECTED THEATRE COMPANY NAMES.
Sun, 23 July 2000, 03:14 amWalter Plinge8 posts in thread
GARRY T'S TOP TEN REJECTED THEATRE COMPANY NAMES.
Sun, 23 July 2000, 03:14 amGARRY T'S TOP TEN REJECTED THEATRE COMPANY NAMES..
[Hi, MY NAME IS GARRY T, I'm a Top Ten Addict..]
Again this is NOT a cheap attempt to move up to be number 1. Being number 7 is a good position to be in..women are starting to talk to me now...only to ask me to do something for them, but hey, its a start!!!
* PLEASE, ONLY WITTY RESPONSES REQUIRED!
[Then again it hasn't stopped some of you in the past!]
HERE'S A FEW EXAMPLES:
1. Casting Couch Theatre.
2. Irreparable Damage Theatre.
3. "Y" Theatre - short for "Why this play?" "Why cast him/her?" etc.
4. Mates Only Theatre.
5. Sending Your Butt Asleep Theatre.
6. Above the Cough Theatre.
7. MACBETH Theatre.
8. Oops Theatre.
9. What was That? Theatre.
10. Give Us A Break Theatre.
11. Look! We're Trying Theatre.
12. Biggus Carrappis Theatre {A European Entry} - How did that get in there?
Walter PlingeSun, 23 July 2000, 03:14 am
GARRY T'S TOP TEN REJECTED THEATRE COMPANY NAMES..
[Hi, MY NAME IS GARRY T, I'm a Top Ten Addict..]
Again this is NOT a cheap attempt to move up to be number 1. Being number 7 is a good position to be in..women are starting to talk to me now...only to ask me to do something for them, but hey, its a start!!!
* PLEASE, ONLY WITTY RESPONSES REQUIRED!
[Then again it hasn't stopped some of you in the past!]
HERE'S A FEW EXAMPLES:
1. Casting Couch Theatre.
2. Irreparable Damage Theatre.
3. "Y" Theatre - short for "Why this play?" "Why cast him/her?" etc.
4. Mates Only Theatre.
5. Sending Your Butt Asleep Theatre.
6. Above the Cough Theatre.
7. MACBETH Theatre.
8. Oops Theatre.
9. What was That? Theatre.
10. Give Us A Break Theatre.
11. Look! We're Trying Theatre.
12. Biggus Carrappis Theatre {A European Entry} - How did that get in there?
Walter PlingeSun, 23 July 2000, 03:36 am
RE: GARRY T'S TOP TEN REJECTED THEATRE COMPANY NAMES.
More entries have been flooding in:
13. Budget Withstanding Theatre.
14. Minimal Effort Theatre.
15. Beyond Criticism Theatre.
16. Money Back Theatre.
17. The Thoroughly Misunderstood Players present "I Don't Get It" Theatre.
18. It Aint Nuttin' Theatre.
19. You Do Better Theatre.
20. Cop This Theatre..
Walter PlingeMon, 24 July 2000, 09:08 am
RE: GARRY T'S TOP TEN REJECTED THEATRE COMPANY NAMES.
Hi Garry, Hope this meet your exacting standards:
21. You Get What You Pay For Theatre
22. F*@# and C@#* Theatre (sorry, Luke)
23. The Council Built It - We Just Use It Theatre
24. @!#$ Happens Theatre
25. Secret SquirrelÂ’s Pretentious Cavalcade of Whimsy
26. Adjudicators? What Adjudicators? Theatre
27. Script? We DonÂ’t Need No Steenking Script Theatre
28. Let Me Explain It All In The Programme Theatre
29. Full Frontal Nudity Theatre (the play may be crap, but, who cares?)
30. At Least We Got Comps Theatre
21. You Get What You Pay For Theatre
22. F*@# and C@#* Theatre (sorry, Luke)
23. The Council Built It - We Just Use It Theatre
24. @!#$ Happens Theatre
25. Secret SquirrelÂ’s Pretentious Cavalcade of Whimsy
26. Adjudicators? What Adjudicators? Theatre
27. Script? We DonÂ’t Need No Steenking Script Theatre
28. Let Me Explain It All In The Programme Theatre
29. Full Frontal Nudity Theatre (the play may be crap, but, who cares?)
30. At Least We Got Comps Theatre
Walter PlingeMon, 24 July 2000, 09:10 am
RE: GARRY T'S TOP TEN REJECTED THEATRE COMPANY NAMES.
#24: Hey! That's not what I typed...
JB
JB
Walter PlingeMon, 24 July 2000, 05:35 pm
RE: GARRY T'S TOP TEN REJECTED THEATRE COMPANY NAMES.
The Nothing but Rogers and Hammerstein Musical Theatre Company (NOOOOOOOOO!)
Walter PlingeThu, 27 July 2000, 11:26 pm
Rumour
I heard a rumour ; awhile back now ; that some "we-take-ourselves-too-seriously" opera group were planning to name their theatre the Peace Opus Theatre.....
Unfortunately, there was the dilemma of the name being spoken too fast, and they didn't want people to take the piss out of them. So-to-speak, of course.
Get it?
Oh.
Well I liked it...
Unfortunately, there was the dilemma of the name being spoken too fast, and they didn't want people to take the piss out of them. So-to-speak, of course.
Get it?
Oh.
Well I liked it...
Grant MalcolmThu, 27 July 2000, 11:48 pm
Theatre Company Names
There are already three claimants to the trademark on this one - none of them major financial institutions:
EFTPOS
Exhilirating Fringe Theatre Produced On a Shoestring
the other explanation of the acronym is unmentionable as it might be misconstrued as an accurate description of its originators.
;-)
Cheers
Grant
PS. If you catch me at your local theatre, by me a Schweppes Cola and I'll happily divulge all.
EFTPOS
Exhilirating Fringe Theatre Produced On a Shoestring
the other explanation of the acronym is unmentionable as it might be misconstrued as an accurate description of its originators.
;-)
Cheers
Grant
PS. If you catch me at your local theatre, by me a Schweppes Cola and I'll happily divulge all.
Walter PlingeFri, 28 July 2000, 10:26 pm
RE: Theatre Company Names
> EFTPOS
> Exhilirating Fringe Theatre Produced On a Shoestring.
> the other explanation of the acronym is unmentionable
> as it might be misconstrued as an accurate description
> of its originators.
Extremely Fine Thespians Providing Outstanding Shows? How is that unmentionable?
> If you catch me at your local theatre,
> by me a Schweppes Cola and I'll happily
> divulge all.
You slut.
BTW, I think I've come up with the winner:
The "No-Other-Bastard-Will-Hire-Us" Theatre Co.
wibble,
David Meadows Esq.
> Exhilirating Fringe Theatre Produced On a Shoestring.
> the other explanation of the acronym is unmentionable
> as it might be misconstrued as an accurate description
> of its originators.
Extremely Fine Thespians Providing Outstanding Shows? How is that unmentionable?
> If you catch me at your local theatre,
> by me a Schweppes Cola and I'll happily
> divulge all.
You slut.
BTW, I think I've come up with the winner:
The "No-Other-Bastard-Will-Hire-Us" Theatre Co.
wibble,
David Meadows Esq.