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Things you Won't Hear or See in Community Theatre

Fri, 8 May 2009, 12:24 pm
Labrug24 posts in thread

Just for fun... Please feel free to add your own ideas.

You won't hear;

  • "Drinks on me!"
  • "Looks like we're having chicken tonight!"
  • "I'm paying you for this crap!"
  • "I'm calling my agent."

You won't see;

  • an Artistic Director
  • a set WITHOUT gaffa tape
  • Contracts

It's a bit like drummer

Sun, 10 May 2009, 05:52 pm
It's a bit like drummer jokes (or viola player, or banjo, or accordian). It doesn't need to be true. It just needs a bright, shiney barb.

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