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Things you Won't Hear or See in Community Theatre

Fri, 8 May 2009, 12:24 pm

Labrug24 posts in thread

Just for fun... Please feel free to add your own ideas.

You won't hear;

"Drinks on me!"
"Looks like we're having chicken tonight!"
"I'm paying you for this crap!"
"I'm calling my agent."

You won't see;

an Artistic Director
a set WITHOUT gaffa tape
Contracts

Things you WONT see at

Tue, 12 May 2009, 01:36 pm

Walter Plinge

Things you WONT see at community theatre: A Velociraptor, Lightsabers, Woody from Toy Story, Nun-chucks on fire, Wheelbarrow full of gravy, Batman, A monkey trained to fight with sticks, Bananaman DVD... ...hang on that's my Christmas wishlist. Sorry. Jones.

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Things you Won't Hear or See in Community Theatre— Labrug8 May 2009

You won't hear; - the— karlae8 May 2009
You won't hear; - the run— cheeky monkey9 May 2009
You won't see.... People— jeffhansen9 May 2009
- Brill— Labrug9 May 2009
Unless they are Finley— Robert Whyte9 May 2009
- If they didn't want to be— jeffhansen10 May 2009
This is fun!— Rebecca Jo9 May 2009
- Can't really say I agree— jeffhansen10 May 2009
  - I dunno. Seeing some of the— Walter Plinge12 May 2009
Ouch.. geez Rebecca. Them— karlae9 May 2009
I have to say I think— cheeky monkey10 May 2009
Seems to be that Rebecca— jeffhansen10 May 2009
- I was unaware that this was— cheeky monkey10 May 2009
- Let me see. An attractive— Walter Plinge11 May 2009
Sigh...— Rebecca Jo10 May 2009
- It's a bit like drummer— mike raine10 May 2009
- We've had the Pro V Am— jeffhansen10 May 2009
Blue onseys— jessmess11 May 2009
Aaaaarrrghhhhhhh!— Rapunzel11 May 2009
You won't see; -a well— Walter Plinge11 May 2009
Are you kidding?— jessmess11 May 2009
- Hear Hear!!— Taurean11 May 2009
Things you WONT see at— Walter Plinge12 May 2009

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