Things you Won't Hear or See in Community Theatre

You won't hear; - the run was sold out three months in advance - a director saying, "I'm spoiled for choice" - muso's in a rehearsal saying, "It doesn't matter if we are running over time, we are happy to stay and wait" - techie saying, "No I will wait until you are finished then I'll refocus it...I wouldn't dream of distracting you during a run" You won't see; - Actors without a script a week before opening - An actual design team - Audience in black tie - A program worth keeping - A convincing wig!