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Fri, 8 Apr 2005, 05:04 am
Walter Plinge14 posts in thread
Hello, my name's Siaarn and I'm 14, and I'm a girl, don't ever, EVER call me a guy.. I'LL KILL YOU AL- I mean.. I want to be an actress, but I'm not sure If I have any talent.. I have a strange phobia of schools so I don't want to go to any acting classes or anything, but anyways.. I'm hyper, crazy, funny(well some people think so), and uh.. Stuff.

I'm looking to audition for a movie, not a play, plays scare me, all that changing clothes quickly and not being able to try it again if I mess up, ehehe. Anywho, I like Sci-fi, Fantasy, and Medieval-ish movies the best, mainly family movies, movies with sex in them are evil, EVIL! SUCH PURE EVIL! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TR- Uh, whee, I'm random. And I'm most likely wasting peoples time :D Anyways, Invader Siaarn, signing off.

PS: I'm serious about acting. No, really.

Re: Looking for MONEY, like everyone else.

Fri, 15 Apr 2005, 12:55 am
Kerri wrote:
>
> However, if you don't mind, I will wait until the other
> people have all scored their roles in Hollywood from the
> benevolent theatre directors who are going to come along and
> give someone they have never seen a starring role. I am sure
> that that will happen soon, so when it does, the money is
> yours!


Wow! I am so excited! Someone has promised to give me some money, and this was my very first time begging!

However, I am a bit worried about my chances with this multi-millionaire. She promises she will give me money once a theatre director from Hollywood gives someone here a role... just because they ask for one.
The trouble is, I have NEVER seen a director from ANYWHERE do this, on this or ANY OTHER website. Do you think this multi-millionaire is genuine?

Also, in her letter to me she asked me to send her my signature and my credit card details. Isn't that a bit sleazy? Oh well, I suppose it's alright because I see so many people here get asked to send photos and telephone numbers, and there doesn't seem anything wrong with that.

Does anyone know of a good Accountant they can suggest to represent me? Should I join Members Equity?

I think now I have had this offer I will be packing up my piggybanks and moving from Perth to where the BIG spending work is...New York, or London, or ...or...Zurich! Yes, I'm going to make it big in a Swiss bank, or a stockbroking firm! Look out for me in the Financial reviews!

Cheers,
Craig

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