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Fri, 8 Apr 2005, 05:04 am
Walter Plinge14 posts in thread
Hello, my name's Siaarn and I'm 14, and I'm a girl, don't ever, EVER call me a guy.. I'LL KILL YOU AL- I mean.. I want to be an actress, but I'm not sure If I have any talent.. I have a strange phobia of schools so I don't want to go to any acting classes or anything, but anyways.. I'm hyper, crazy, funny(well some people think so), and uh.. Stuff.

I'm looking to audition for a movie, not a play, plays scare me, all that changing clothes quickly and not being able to try it again if I mess up, ehehe. Anywho, I like Sci-fi, Fantasy, and Medieval-ish movies the best, mainly family movies, movies with sex in them are evil, EVIL! SUCH PURE EVIL! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TR- Uh, whee, I'm random. And I'm most likely wasting peoples time :D Anyways, Invader Siaarn, signing off.

PS: I'm serious about acting. No, really.

Re: Looking for MONEY, like everyone else.

Thu, 14 Apr 2005, 11:44 pm
Walter Plinge
Hi Craig

What an amazing coincidence ! Here I am , a multi millionaire, just surfing around a few websites and I happen to pop on to this one ( I have seen the odd theatre show, sometimes very odd) and I saw your post.

Well, I looked at the other people's postings and saw that they really need a theatre director to pop on here during a few spare minutes and see the enormous potential that these people have ( from a tiny email posting, mostly misspelled and grammatically awful, but I guess that doesn't matter anymore these days).

However you were different! You simply needed money or indeed just wanted it. Well Craig, as I am indeed a multi millionaire, I will give you the money you want. Easy as that.

However, if you don't mind, I will wait until the other people have all scored their roles in Hollywood from the benevolent theatre directors who are going to come along and give someone they have never seen a starring role. I am sure that that will happen soon, so when it does, the money is yours!

I am so glad I saw your posting. I was trying to work out what to do with all this money, thank you for helping me.

Kerri

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