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Amadeus II - The Wrath of Mozart

Tue, 10 July 2001, 09:44 am
Walter Plinge14 posts in thread
Typical. "Theatre Classifieds isn't used much. Lets post a message reminding people about Amadeus there."

And then in a day or so, it gets pushed off the bottom of the page.

Opening night for AMADEUS is tomorrow (Wednesday, July 11).
Kalamunda Performing Arts Centre - only 20 minutes from Perth (10 minutes up Great Eastern Hwy, 10 minutes up Kalamunda Rd). If you've never been to this wonderful venue, here's your chance to sample one of the nicest auditoriums in Perth (okay, it's not quite La Premiere, but still, it's a great venue for an audience).

Come and see the incomparable Eliot McCann as he makes the role of Salieri his own. (If you know Eliot, you KNOW he's good. If you don't know him, just come along to see what sort of esoteric megalomaniac is behind many of the - unconventional - postings on this page.)

Oh yeah, the other cast members are good too, particularly Shenandoah Bruce (Einstein from KADS' award-winning "Picasso at the Lapin Agile") who legally obtained the soul of Tom Hulce in a gentlemen's wager, and Emma Farrell as Mozart's wife, who has to put up with the both of them.

Don't regret missing this show.
JB

i will become a famous playwright! YOU'LL SEEEE!

Wed, 11 July 2001, 01:53 pm
did i spell sequel right?

in the next blak yak production - Amadeus 2, you will be told the amazing story of three women:
Teresa, Katherina and Constanze.

in this gripping tale we are told of Katherina, who is now carrying triplets to Salieri, Teresa, who is burning up with hate becasue of Katherina and Constanze, who is dying of sphyillis.
because of mentl illness and her blocking of the world, Teresa, gets herself a hot pink cloak(yes), a hot pink hat(yes) and a hot pink mask(YES). and she appears herself to constanze as THE GHOST OF MOZART.
eventually, constanze dies.
when katherina gives birth to triplets she finds out that not one of them look like Salieri, OR Mozart. her three male triplets are the spitting image of: COUNT ORSINI ROSENBURG!!!!! Hawhawhahwhahwhaw! *maniac laughter*
because Teresa thinks that Katherinas childern are courtsey of Salieri, she kills Katherina in cold blood. (cuts her throat, chops her up into litttle pieces and burns her.)
then Teresa dresses up as a man, and fools everyone by becoming: EPMEROR TONY II of Austria.
then in the years to come; the "emporer"(who is really Teresa), of corse, must have children to keep the royal line going. so, the "emporer" seduces nice yopung court compsers and becase everyone thinks the "emporer" is male, they all think he/she is gay.
well, there it is - the sequel to Amadeus.

xxAmanda
ps: jarrod- i must say something about ur marvolous post - i completley aggre with you on that one- i'm amazing arent i?
i really HAD to say something- i couldn't help myself! (no comments thank you very much ELIOT!)

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