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For Greg Ross

Tue, 20 July 2004, 08:28 am
Angelique10 posts in thread
Dear Greg

What is your current email address?
The one that I have and the one available on this site just bounces back!

I look forward to hearing from you

Angelique Malcolm

Re: For Mr Schulze

Wed, 28 July 2004, 01:05 pm
The other oneÂ’s an impostor! Or just wants to belong.

I believe, believe it or not, in an amazing piece of coincidence, that he slaves away at some Toyota? car dealership – do the Japanese make cars??

Once, many years ago, I misplaced my drivers licence, picked up another one, then a few weeks later, the constabulary turned up on the doorstep, alarming the bride. It seemed some cretin had found the lost licence and was stealing lawnmowers off pensioners in the Southern suburbs – he’d take them (the lawnmowers!) away for repair and never return. Luckily, in terms of proof of innocence, I was out of town at the time – my road train driving period … give me 40 acres and I’ll turn this life around!

However, there are now rumours of a bloke using my name, who likes Roy Orbison, lives in West Perth and has been attracting the attention of young, ill-disciplined thugs in the uniform of Plod. Where will it end I ask you? Probably in a Mt Lawley chemist shop, buying pain killers.

Speaking of wine, I now have my own label – two varieties – Full Throttle and Forest Idyll. When next we break bread, I’ll continue as the puller some say I am and open a bottle or two.

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