How to review a gig when the 'talent' doesn't show.
Mon, 31 Oct 2005, 03:43 pmWalter Plinge4 posts in thread
How to review a gig when the 'talent' doesn't show.
Mon, 31 Oct 2005, 03:43 pmThis should be a review of a stand-up performance at a charity do by two Perth comedians.
Unfortunately I can't write the review as the miserable, selfish little c#ck-suckers didn't turn up.
Not only was it no show by this pair of c##ts but they didn't even have the courtesy to ring the hostess and give her a chance to book someone else...
Well I know who you are and I won't hesitate to tell this story to anyone in the industry who mentions your names in my presence.
If you thoughtless f#cks think I'm dissappointed in you, can you imagine how the party hostess felt with 50 guests and no entertainment.
Call me and apologise if you dare...
Unfortunately I can't write the review as the miserable, selfish little c#ck-suckers didn't turn up.
Not only was it no show by this pair of c##ts but they didn't even have the courtesy to ring the hostess and give her a chance to book someone else...
Well I know who you are and I won't hesitate to tell this story to anyone in the industry who mentions your names in my presence.
If you thoughtless f#cks think I'm dissappointed in you, can you imagine how the party hostess felt with 50 guests and no entertainment.
Call me and apologise if you dare...
Re: How to go crazy when the talent doesn't show.
Mon, 31 Oct 2005, 05:57 pmCrazy G wrote:
>
> This should be a review of a stand-up performance at a
> charity do by two Perth comedians.
> Unfortunately I can't write the review as the miserable,
> selfish little c#ck-suckers didn't turn up.
> Not only was it no show by this pair of c##ts but they didn't
> even have the courtesy to ring the hostess and give her a
> chance to book someone else...
> Well I know who you are and I won't hesitate to tell this
> story to anyone in the industry who mentions your names in my
> presence.
> If you thoughtless f#cks think I'm dissappointed in you, can
> you imagine how the party hostess felt with 50 guests and no
> entertainment.
> Call me and apologise if you dare...
Gee, Crazy G, you sound a bit upset.
Next time you need some comedians at short notice, think about contacting the Big Hoo Haa crew. We're still a bunch of c**** but at least we're reliable.
Cheers,
Craig
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>
> This should be a review of a stand-up performance at a
> charity do by two Perth comedians.
> Unfortunately I can't write the review as the miserable,
> selfish little c#ck-suckers didn't turn up.
> Not only was it no show by this pair of c##ts but they didn't
> even have the courtesy to ring the hostess and give her a
> chance to book someone else...
> Well I know who you are and I won't hesitate to tell this
> story to anyone in the industry who mentions your names in my
> presence.
> If you thoughtless f#cks think I'm dissappointed in you, can
> you imagine how the party hostess felt with 50 guests and no
> entertainment.
> Call me and apologise if you dare...
Gee, Crazy G, you sound a bit upset.
Next time you need some comedians at short notice, think about contacting the Big Hoo Haa crew. We're still a bunch of c**** but at least we're reliable.
Cheers,
Craig
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