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Pathetic excuses.

Wed, 5 July 2000, 11:51 am
Walter Plinge27 posts in thread
At the risk of upsetting a few people I'm interested in compiling a Top 10 list of PATHETIC excuses that SOME people give for NOT coming to see a show you're in after promising they'll attend:
Allow me to start the ball rolling.

1. ummm....there was a road weather alert...could you excuse me for just one moment!

2. Oh sorry i forgot...sorry...sorry...how was it anyway?(while picking lint off themselves).

Finish it off...

Now folks there are many more wittier excuses out there..make my day and send them to me.


Once i have compiled my Top Ten list i shall be forwarding this list to those people(and you all know who you are) who somehow forgot or got lost!

Of course for all those who did attend A Doll's House at The Dolphin, UWA
a huge thanx.

Jaded
The Gaz Meister.

RE: Pathetic excuses.

Tue, 11 July 2000, 07:51 am
Walter Plinge
1. Charmed was on t.v.

2. tight arse tuesday @ the cinema went and saw "The Flintstones in viva rock vegas" instead

3. I couldn't find the venue

4. I saw the show already on "Broadway"/"westend"

5. I got pissed after work, missed the train, got kicked out of the taxi on the way, broke my jaw in a fight with the taxi driver and got arrested...

6. I thought you were taking the piss!?

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Pathetic excuses.Walter Plinge5 July 2000
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