The totally unofficial ‘I don’t want to appear to have sour grapes but . . . ‘ ITA Finlay Award forum topic.
Sun, 3 Jan 2010, 09:43 amACDH59 posts in thread
The totally unofficial ‘I don’t want to appear to have sour grapes but . . . ‘ ITA Finlay Award forum topic.
Sun, 3 Jan 2010, 09:43 amThis is for all the people who didn't get a Finlay award nomination to 'comment' on who/what was/wasn't nominated.
Just getting in first.
Go on, you know you want to . . .
Knifed in the ... Tombstone!
Mon, 4 Jan 2010, 05:08 pmI cannot believe it!
I was sure there would be a new award for Ham 'Acting' and I was convinced I would be the inaugural winner, for my astounding performance in TIP TOE THROUGH THE TOMBSTONES.
Without putting too fine a point on it, my death scene was, well ... unforgettable AND, as I had so few lines (a MINOR!!! role Madame Director!!), for once, I didn't even muff the three or four, admittedly poignant words entrusted to me.
Worse! Worse! I see that, that, that woman!, with her leopard skin pill-box hat and her heaving breasts, HAS been (has been? Me?) nominated.
The whole things obviously rigged!
Greg Ross Esquire.
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