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Early reports are starting to surface regarding a bizarre and potentially devastating twist in the swine influenza crisis: "We've discovered a new and highly dangerous mutation in the virus," a World Health Organisation expert warned. "It appears that the avian influenza virus has intermixed with the porcine virus, creating a new and even more deadly strain," she was quoted as saying. Scientists are referring to the new disease as 'Swine Flew'. The WHO expert warned that the deadly new virus could cause bizarre behaviour in its victims. "Pigs might fly," she warned. freddie the rocking jedi badger