Mighty Tech God.

When the mighty tech god gets mad...1.The lights have a flashback to disco.2.The sound starts to talk back.3.When all the good gels run away.4.The props grow legs.5.Pyro equipment decides to do something special for that night's show.6.When the actors don't stay in the spotlight.7.When a light decides to look at the pit.8.When a light can't take it anymore and jumps.9.All there is either caffinee-free coffee or diet coke.10.Cigs get wet & have to peg them on a line to dry.PLEASE ADD:-