Come out - chart your conversion?

Me thinks there are none out there - or hiding in the dark frightened to come out - It's alright you can "come out"THE NEW METRIC CONVERSION CHART1,000,000,000,000,000 Microphones = 1 Megaphone
10,000,000 bicycles = 2 megacycles
2 Tech's cycling (in series) = 1 cyclorama
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards
0.5 lavatory = 1 demiloo
10 rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3.333 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologues = 5 dialogues
5 dialogues = 1 decalogue
2 monograms = 1 diagram
2 snake eyes = 1 paradisePLEASE ADD - AS MAY BE YOUR WANT?