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It's my party at the Garrick

Tue, 20 Mar 2007, 09:55 pm
Johnny Grim7 posts in thread
I was perusing the reviews and came across Melz's request for someone who'd seen this show to tell her what they think of said show. And then I noticed the poor girl gets villified for asking the question. And so she bloody should! Why in the world you'd want to know what anyone thought is beyond me! Okay, so you were turning them away at the door! So what if there's a fire! Bet you didn't think about of that when you were hanging them from the rafters! Not for us a full house, oh know, we'd much rather retain our audience of five for safety reasons. And, we wouldn't publicise our shows in this forum, how crass! Why would we tell anyone that we have a show on at The Nexus Theatre in May! May 1st - 5th... to do so would be simply vulgarity at its extremities! PS: You reviewers out there, be warned! Stay well away! We don't want your kind loitering around out show! The rest of you of course are invited to join us, but don't think of telling anyone what a great show you saw, we wouldn't want you doing that would we? A lad truly in sane with a new production Crass St Itpaystoadvertise Sotakethat GoodonyerMelz

Grim's a wally

Wed, 21 Mar 2007, 10:01 pm
I can confirm that Grim is not only a Wally, he's an absolute nutter! I tried to decipher his original blog but I couldn't make head nor tails of it... Grim is actually quite fond of his new monicker, he's been singing it all day ...'Grim's a wally la la la!' Right now he's just sitting in the corner gazing at the cobwebs forming on the cornice, muttering something about subliminal messages and sell out performances...beyond the dream, high on a hill in Eldorado... the ambulance is on it's way Grim... what was that? Tell them what?...Grim just wants you to know that the show at the Nexus in May will proceed straightjacket or no straightjacket... eee haw...eeh haw! A Wally in sane productions

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