Pathetic Excuses Compilation - 31 so far!

hope i've got them all :)

1. "Umm....there was a road weather alert...could you excuse me for just one moment!"

2. "Oh sorry I forgot...sorry...sorry...how was it anyway? (while picking lint off themselves)."

3. "Um...I don't watch amateur shows, only act in them."

4. "If you're in it, how good could it be?"

5. "I only like stuff with a car chase."

6. "I've seen Calamity Jane 12 times already this year at 5 different clubs thank you."

7. "I didn't want to."

8. "I had too much to drink at dinner beforehand and fell asleep on the sofa."

9. "I had a better offer!"

10. "I was on call and had to go and save a life."

11. "What play?"

12. "I thought you were kidding."

13. "I had to catch the midnight plane."

14. "I went into a coma at about 7.30pm but miraculously came out of it at 11pm!"

15. Conversation: "Has it finished already? Gee, why such a short season?"
"It went for three weeks!!"
"Really? Oh well, when's the next one?"

16. "I had/have to work."

17. "I haven't finished reading the book yet."

18. "Why bother reading a book (or seeing a live performance)? I'll just wait for the video."

19. "I couldn't afford it."

20. "I was in a show myself, at the same time!"

21. "I'm sorry, do I know you?"

22. "Oh, but you were ONLY the director. We'll come and see one when you are in it."

23. "You were the director. Why didn't you send me a free ticket?"

24. "By the time I went to book a ticket, they were all sold out! What a pity!"

25. "I was caught in traffic for the Olympic Torch Relay."

26. "Charmed was on TV."

27. "Tight arse Tuesday @ the cinema - went and saw "The Flintstones in viva rock Vegas" instead."

28. "I couldn't find the venue."

29. "I saw the show already on "Broadway"/"Westend"."

30. "I got pissed after work, missed the train, got kicked out of the taxi on the way, broke my jaw in a fight with the taxi driver and got arrested..."

31. "I thought you were taking the piss!?"