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Light bulbs

Fri, 6 Aug 1999, 04:49 pm
Walter Plinge3 posts in thread
EMAILNOTICES>noHow many actors does it take to change a light bulb?10 - one to change it and nine others to say "Mmm, I could have done it better".How many directors does it take to change a light bulb?I don't know - what do you think?How many writers does it take to change a light bulb?What's wrong with the lightbulb!?!How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?Ahhh, but do we really need a lightbulb?

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Walter PlingeFri, 6 Aug 1999, 04:49 pm
EMAILNOTICES>noHow many actors does it take to change a light bulb?10 - one to change it and nine others to say "Mmm, I could have done it better".How many directors does it take to change a light bulb?I don't know - what do you think?How many writers does it take to change a light bulb?What's wrong with the lightbulb!?!How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?Ahhh, but do we really need a lightbulb?
Walter PlingeFri, 6 Aug 1999, 05:02 pm

Re: Light bulbs

How many techhies does it take to change a light bulb?None. "Gaffa tape will fix that!".El> How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?> 10 - one to change it and nine others to say "Mmm, I could> have done it better".> How many directors does it take to change a light bulb?> I don't know - what do you think?> How many writers does it take to change a light bulb?> What's wrong with the lightbulb!?!> How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?> Ahhh, but do we really need a lightbulb?
JoeMcFri, 6 Aug 1999, 09:39 pm

Re: Light bulbs

Q: How many Lighting Techs does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, if it was working once, they know better than to mess with it.Joe> How many techhies does it take to change a light bulb?> None. "Gaffa tape will fix that!".> El>
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