DEATH BY CHOCOLATE

Are you a fan of action movies? I hear on the grapevine that Melville's next production, "Death By Chocolate" has more guns waved around than The Terminator series!
And the size of the cast (well, at least one of them) is hard to believe!
Go see it!

I didn't think that sort of violence was used in these drawing-room mysteries!

I suppose if your gun 'jams', you can eat it?

Thou roguish weather-bitten pumpion!

Yeah, heard some of those Uzi packin Suzies put on "Death by Kareoke" down at the local tavern, to tumultuous applause. If that'st anything to go by then don't miss the real thing, I mean "Death by Chocolate" Starts this Thursday Nov 17th at Melville.
My culpable amateur sleuth

sounds intriguing - as an avid community theatre goer I will definately be seeing it - after all I can't think of a better type of death to write my next "feature" on - thanks guys

I've tried googling this play. Is it American or English? The sense of humour can be quite different. So can the chocolate. (I prefer Danish myself).

Thou gorbellied rump-fed hugger-mugger!

As far as I know it was originally American but has been translated into an English scenario. Even the American humor has been translated into humour (and will be well understood by Aussies too).
It is sooo funny I am wetting myself even while I write this message. No, I'm not embarrassed - after all I'm only 15 months old.

Is there any truth in the rumour that the chocolate in question is actually a 'violent crumble'?

Thou pribbling doghearted foot-licker!

hey it's the opening of this tonight isn't it? good luck everyone. I would really like to go and see it, the chocolate is soo enticing....

Actually the chocolate is soooo dangerous!
I'll be going tonight. Hope you'll be there topsy!

I understand Gordon the Optomist is going to review this show. Apparently, there are one or two people at Melville who would like to compliment (or something) him on his past reviews!-)

Thou loggerheaded fly-bitten puttock!

Well I don't know about Gordon but I was at Melville last night for the opening of "Death By Chocolate" and it has to be one of the funniest plays I have experienced for a long time!
I thought all the cast did a wonderful job, particularly that guy, (can't remember his name) who played Alfred. What a trouper!

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