Names changed to protect the innocent

A tale is told of an amateur bearded cove,
Who fled in horror from HarbourÂ’s Ackbourne episode.
Rumour has it the actorÂ’s now been told
HeÂ’s no longer welcome in that theatreÂ’s fold.

Of course, heÂ’s far too busy fending off Mr Plod
And achieving fame and notoriety as a marketing sod
He swears heÂ’s still welcome at Stirling Players and the Old Mill
And says that Black Yak and Vagabond bear no sign of ill will

Although he was shaken and toyed with leaving the stage
His nerves have now steadied, heÂ’s forgotten the divaÂ’s rage
So although heÂ’s been cast as unreliable and unfit
HeÂ’ll shortly start auditioning wherever heÂ’s welcome to sit.

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