Ode to Buttery

The Dark Poet apologises for wandering out of character and writing of a bloke! However the thought of the good Doctor sprouting purple hair was just too much!

Dr Purple People Pleaser

Well we saw the thing a cominÂ’ out of the sky
She said he was a horn with a multi coloured tie
I commenced to shakin’ and I said “Golly,
It looks like Dr Purple People Pleaser to me.”

It was a one-eyed, black yakked, flying purple people pleaser
One-eyed, black yakked, flying purple people pleaser
One-eyed, black yakked, flying purple people pleaser
Sure looks familiar to me

Well he came down to earth and he looked buttery
I said, Dr Purple People Pleaser, donÂ’t forget me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
“Oh no, not more about the Finleys – I’ve really had enough.”

Well bless my soul, rock ‘n roll, flying purple people pleaser
Doctor showed heÂ’d never growed, flying purple people pleaser
He likes girls in short shorts, friendly little Â… hmm Â… people eater?
Now thereÂ’s a sight to see

It was a one-eyed, black yakked, flying purple people pleaser
One-eyed, black yakked, flying purple people pleaser
One-eyed, black yakked, flying purple people pleaser
Sure looks familiar to me

And then he swung down from the stage and he hit on the sound
And he started to rock, a-really rocking around
With this crazy little kitten, who could carry a tune
Why donÂ’t you join us at Black Yak, IÂ’d like to see more of ya in my room

It was a one-eyed, black yakked, flying purple people pleaser
One-eyed, black yakked, flying purple people pleaser
One-eyed, black yakked, flying purple people pleaser
Sure looks familiar to me

Well he went on his way and then what-a-ya know
I saw him last night on a Channel 31 show
CallinÂ’ himself Dr Jarrod, the Black Yak beau

It was a one-eyed, black yakked, flying purple people pleaser
One-eyed, black yakked, flying purple people pleaser
One-eyed, black yakked, flying purple people pleaser
Sure looks familiar to me

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