New Poll - OUCH!

If I've ever significantly hurt myself, I can't really recall. Overwhelmingly, it is the pride-injuries which stick in my memory. Falling arse-first through a large, yet fragile, beautiful and finely tuned Japanese instrument, while the performace was being filmed (in front of an audience, naturally) particularly springs to mind. I take pride in the fact that the artistic director dubbed it 'the biggest f-ckup' on that company's stage.

Falling spectacularly off a chair while wearing a fairly small skirt in front of the entire year nine class of one of Perth's rougher highschools is also an injury which will never heal...

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