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GOING ONCE....GOING TWICE....

Sat, 29 Sept 2001, 11:02 am
patrick spicer12 posts in thread
Well, 1984 is over. Thank you to EVERYONE who came to see it and made it such a big success.

So in the spirit of Big Brother (the other one, not ours) and raising a few funds for charity, we have decided to HAVE AN AUCTION! YAY!

The item up for grabs is a pair of heavily soiled underpants, worn by Nathan Tetlaw as Winston Smith!!!!! They are also LOVINGLY framed and will feature signiatures form the entire cast!!!!

Proceeeds will be given to The Salvation Army, so get bidding!

Bid to my email address or this forum, you have until 5.00pm, Saturday the 6th of October!

get CRACKING!!!!
:)

Patrick Spicer



Thread (12 posts)

patrick spicerSat, 29 Sept 2001, 11:02 am
Well, 1984 is over. Thank you to EVERYONE who came to see it and made it such a big success.

So in the spirit of Big Brother (the other one, not ours) and raising a few funds for charity, we have decided to HAVE AN AUCTION! YAY!

The item up for grabs is a pair of heavily soiled underpants, worn by Nathan Tetlaw as Winston Smith!!!!! They are also LOVINGLY framed and will feature signiatures form the entire cast!!!!

Proceeeds will be given to The Salvation Army, so get bidding!

Bid to my email address or this forum, you have until 5.00pm, Saturday the 6th of October!

get CRACKING!!!!
:)

Patrick Spicer



Walter PlingeSun, 30 Sept 2001, 11:23 pm

RE: GOING ONCE....GOING TWICE....



How could I resist Mr. Tetlaw's soiled underpants? Let me start the bidding at $10...I look forward to seeing his framed underpants on my lounge wall...hmmmm....Warren.
Walter PlingeTue, 2 Oct 2001, 08:09 am

RE: GOING ONCE....GOING TWICE....

But but but.... They're mine!!! I want them... I want them... Nooooo!!!!! You can't have them.... I'll pay $11... Ha ha haaaaa!!!!
Walter PlingeTue, 2 Oct 2001, 01:53 pm

RE: GOING ONCE....GOING TWICE....




Geez, if you're that desperate for your soiled undies you can have 'em!! It saves me from having to quarantine a section of my lounge room!! : )

Wazza.
Walter PlingeTue, 2 Oct 2001, 03:20 pm

RE: GOING ONCE....GOING TWICE....

Ummm... Ohhhh, Come on Wazza, that's not how it goes! You're supposed to bid $12 now! Tell you what I'll give you the extra $2 you need...
Grant MalcolmWed, 3 Oct 2001, 12:11 am

RE: GOING ONCE....GOING TWICE....

I'll bid $15. I missed the show and should have spent this much or more on a ticket anyway.

:-)

Cheers
Grant
Walter PlingeFri, 5 Oct 2001, 12:51 am

RE: GOING ONCE....GOING TWICE....

Okay, I saw the show (which was fantastic, by the way ... congrats to all involved!), and have therefore seen said underpants, and I just have to say .....

..... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUW!!

(Nothin personal, Nath!)

S:)nni
Walter PlingeFri, 5 Oct 2001, 08:17 am

RE: GOING ONCE....GOING TWICE....

But... But... But... They are a work of art, Sonni... A thing of beauty... A fecund fragment of a theatrical extravaganza... And a bargain to boot!

Walter PlingeFri, 5 Oct 2001, 11:44 am

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I had to look up "fecund" in the dictionary Nath.
Walter PlingeFri, 5 Oct 2001, 01:17 pm

RE: GOING ONCE....GOING TWICE....

Well it was either "fecund" or "feculent" - I chose the former so as to give them a "positive" aspect.
patrick spicerFri, 5 Oct 2001, 11:42 pm

RE: GOING ONCE....GOING TWICE....

looks like mr malcolm is going to be the lucky man...
and dont worry, sir, they only look heavily soiled thaks to some rather tasty tea stains to give them that 'lived in' look.
unless of course nath got a bit too nervous before one of the shows...

EXCELSIOR!


Patrick
patrick spicerSun, 7 Oct 2001, 05:30 pm

AND THE WINNER IS....

gongratulations, Grant, youre the lucky winner!
the undies have been signed by the cast and in framing them forthwith!
i'll send you an email about closing the deal....

thanks for having a sense of humour.

Patrick
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