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And now for something completely different - SWINE FLU

Fri, 19 June 2009, 10:15 am
Labrug18 posts in thread

This was posted on a departmental intra-net. Its something I've suspected for a while...

18 June 2009

IN LIGHT of growing evidence that the H1N1 Influenza virus is not as severe as originally thought, the Federal Department of Heath and Ageing has developed a new response phase – protect.

The protect phase recognises that the effects of the virus are mild in most cases, severe in only some cases and moderate overall.

The focus of the protect phase is to treat and care for those who experience a severe case of the disease.

Head of the Department’s Influenza Pandemic team ... says it’s a matter of common sense.

“Our advice to staff who experience mild flu-like symptoms, is to stay at home and rest until they’ve recovered.”

“This should see them recovered within a few days,” he says.

The key elements of the protect phase are:
  • early detection and treatment of people who may be vulnerable to severe outcomes
  • identification and early treatment of those experiencing moderate or severe symptoms, especially in people with respiratory difficulty
  • normal operations will resume at international airports
  • schools will not be closed if students are found to have influenza H1N1, but unwell children are urged to stay home
  • voluntary home isolation is recommended for those who have mild illness, but contacts will no longer be quarantined.

Just goes to show what sensationalisation can do guys. So many people I know have been running for their life at the first sign of a sniffle or cough, or fearing the sudden appearance of little curly tails and snouts! The whole thing has been blown out of proportion. It's no more dangerous than a common, garden variety flu. Still not pleasant and potentially harmful to those with weakened immune systems, but nothing new.

Sorry Shade 184 while it

Thu, 17 Sept 2009, 10:13 am

Sorry Shade 184 while it was a pethetic atempt of a joke, the proof, as they say, 'is in the eating'! Which proves the piont as I have not yet had the Swine or Chook flu, so it could be because I refrained from munching on those products, during this period? Further as I don't follow or bet on horses, I'm thus a sure cert to aviod the Nag flu as well!

Although I get the annual jab, to help & assist me to enjoy the smokers flu.  While I await the out break of the Coffee Flu - I must try & remember to find a jab to reduce those caffeine shakes - although they do help when doing the milk for froffy coffee. 

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