13-inch-high, wants to act in theatre or film.

Hello. My name is Ted. My dream has been to be able to reprise the role as Mini Me in the Austen Powers movies. Although I am only 13 inches tall, what I lack in height, I make up for in body hair and talent. I have starred in numerous TV commercials. I live in Perth. If an acting agent that could get me a job as Mini Me would please respond quickly, I could be of great assistance. Please recruit me as your client. My cousin was a famous actor on Play School. Please get in touch with me. And sleep with me.

Ted