acting
Mon, 14 June 2004, 04:41 pmangie20 posts in thread
acting
Mon, 14 June 2004, 04:41 pm16 year old girl needs an acting job
Walter PlingeMon, 14 June 2004, 04:50 pm
Re: acting
Angie wrote:
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> 16 year old girl needs an acting job
35 year old man needs an acting job!
I have seventeen years experience, a professional agent, professional training, and everyone tells me I am really good.
Good luck, Angie.
>
> 16 year old girl needs an acting job
35 year old man needs an acting job!
I have seventeen years experience, a professional agent, professional training, and everyone tells me I am really good.
Good luck, Angie.
crgwllmsMon, 14 June 2004, 05:54 pm
Shaving
> Angie wrote:
> >
> > 16 year old girl needs an acting job
>
35 year old male needs a shave.
I also need a new pair of sneakers, a major service done on my car, and I'd like to record a bestselling album....all things that I am sure will come true just by posting this statement here...
Wish me luck
Craig
> >
> > 16 year old girl needs an acting job
>
35 year old male needs a shave.
I also need a new pair of sneakers, a major service done on my car, and I'd like to record a bestselling album....all things that I am sure will come true just by posting this statement here...
Wish me luck
Craig
JessMon, 14 June 2004, 07:15 pm
Re: Shaving
love your work guys! 30-40% shoes at Myer (there's some really nice pink ones), that's about all I can help you with.
Thou yeasty motley-minded canker-blossom!
Jess
Thou yeasty motley-minded canker-blossom!
Jess
Walter PlingeMon, 14 June 2004, 07:33 pm
Re: Shaving
Craig, you definitely have the personality for it. Depends if you're hot enough. Then I'd buy your album.
ps. 23 year old man needs an acting job.
pps. probably a shave too. and a haircut.
what happens if you click "insult"?
Thou bootless milk-livered strumpet!
mmm...weak.
ps. 23 year old man needs an acting job.
pps. probably a shave too. and a haircut.
what happens if you click "insult"?
Thou bootless milk-livered strumpet!
mmm...weak.
Walter PlingeMon, 14 June 2004, 09:51 pm
Re: Shaving
24 year old male needs stable job so he can spend his time acting. Hobbies include riding coattails of forum threads.
JessThu, 17 June 2004, 09:33 pm
Re: Shaving
23 year old female needs admin assistant to relieve stress from day job so she can do more theatre at night.
Thou warped tickle-brained minnow!
(this insult button could definitely get addictive)
Thou warped tickle-brained minnow!
(this insult button could definitely get addictive)
Walter PlingeThu, 17 June 2004, 09:42 pm
Re: Shaving
50 year old needs her 17 year old daughter to become a star so she can live the life she was born to live!
*sash*Sat, 19 June 2004, 10:21 pm
Re: Shaving
16 year old girl wants 2 know why her cousin gets 2 b a famous actor and she doesnt..when frankly she has more talent and isnt a whore!!! lalalalalalala... sorri every1 jus needed 2 let dat out! X
Thou infectious boil-brained nut-hook!
[%sig%]
Thou infectious boil-brained nut-hook!
[%sig%]
crgwllmsSat, 19 June 2004, 10:55 pm
Re: Scathing
Sasha Farrell wrote:
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> 16 year old girl wants 2 know why her cousin gets 2 b a
> famous actor and she doesnt..when frankly she has more
> talent and isnt a whore!!! lalalalalalala... sorri every1
> jus needed 2 let dat out! X
I have a theory, based entirely on what you've written above....do you really need me to spell it out?
crg
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> 16 year old girl wants 2 know why her cousin gets 2 b a
> famous actor and she doesnt..when frankly she has more
> talent and isnt a whore!!! lalalalalalala... sorri every1
> jus needed 2 let dat out! X
I have a theory, based entirely on what you've written above....do you really need me to spell it out?
crg
[%sig%]
*sash*Sun, 20 June 2004, 03:31 pm
Re: Let me spell this out 4u!
Ummm no don't need u 2 spell it out 4me thanx ... do i need 2 spell what i think of u out? *COUGH, COUGH.. LOSER..COUGH*
it appears most ppl dislike u on this site, u criticise, u take d piss etc... haven't u got the memo yet : no 1 likes u.. ur bitter and nasty! The result of ur cruelty is probably from a long line of knock backs from auditions! U really need a hobby if u find picking on people fun!
Cya..
Thou artless toad-spotted bugbear!
[%sig%]
it appears most ppl dislike u on this site, u criticise, u take d piss etc... haven't u got the memo yet : no 1 likes u.. ur bitter and nasty! The result of ur cruelty is probably from a long line of knock backs from auditions! U really need a hobby if u find picking on people fun!
Cya..
Thou artless toad-spotted bugbear!
[%sig%]
*sash*Sun, 20 June 2004, 03:44 pm
Re: Let me spell this out 4u!
Thanx..jus thought I should stand up 4 tha ppl he gives @!#$ 2.. :P mwha!
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PamelaSun, 20 June 2004, 08:11 pm
Re: Shaving
Jess Limb wrote:
>
> 23 year old female needs admin assistant to relieve stress
> from day job so she can do more theatre at night.
>
>
> Thou warped tickle-brained minnow!
> (this insult button could definitely get addictive)
40-something Personal Assistant needs famous actress to look after so she can further her own career in the theatah.
Thou pox-marked sheep-biting wagtail!
>
> 23 year old female needs admin assistant to relieve stress
> from day job so she can do more theatre at night.
>
>
> Thou warped tickle-brained minnow!
> (this insult button could definitely get addictive)
40-something Personal Assistant needs famous actress to look after so she can further her own career in the theatah.
Thou pox-marked sheep-biting wagtail!
crgwllmsMon, 21 June 2004, 01:53 am
Cold spell
Sasha Farrell wrote:
> 16 year old girl wants 2 know why her cousin gets 2 b a
> famous actor and she doesnt..when frankly she has more
> talent and isnt a whore!!! lalalalalalala... sorri every1
> jus needed 2 let dat out! X
crgwllms wrote:
I have a theory, based entirely on what you've written above....do you really need me to spell it out?
Sasha Farrell wrote:
> Ummm no don't need u 2 spell it out 4me thanx ... do i need 2
> spell what i think of u out? *COUGH, COUGH.. LOSER..COUGH*
> it appears most ppl dislike u on this site, u criticise, u
> take d piss etc... haven't u got the memo yet : no 1 likes
> u.. ur bitter and nasty! The result of ur cruelty is probably
> from a long line of knock backs from auditions! U really need
> a hobby if u find picking on people fun!
> Cya..
Hi Sasha (and Trent - glad to see you contributing so much to the conversation....what are your other pseudonyms doing tonight?)
Basically, the one thing I didn't need to spell out, because you are doing a sterling job of making it blatantly obvious, is that you seem to have a rather poor attitude...to your cousin, to yourself, and to me and all the other users of this site.
Yes, I'm critical. I expect high standards and ideals from the aspiring artists who contribute to this site, and I tend not to tolerate people who are abusive and obnoxious.
Yes, I also take the piss. Much like I'm now doing to you. I guess that's an ego-driven, self-righteous, highly opinionated, over-confident, intellectually elitist flaw of mine. Still, it provides for a kind of entertainment. Drama comes from conflict, this website is about Drama, and I entertain myself and a few others by posing ideas that conflict with the likes of yours. If I found that people stopped commenting favorably, and rating so many of my posts quite highly, I would realise no one was reading and I'd give up and go and learn macrame; however your posts just make it far too easy to take the piss out of you....as bitter, nasty, and cruel that I am, YOU'RE the one making it seem fun.
A long line of knockbacks from auditions is the ONLY way to achieve success. Ask anyone who has become successful (like your famous cousin you envy so much, perhaps?). The longer the line of knockbacks means the more auditions you have attempted; the more experienced you become at auditions, the sooner you start to get CALLbacks instead. Again, this just emphasizes what I think is lacking in your attitude.
(Having said that, I must be failing: I haven't had any knockbacks at all lately, due to the fact that I've been continuously doing shows since about
1998. I guess that really does prove how much of a 'cough cough loser' I am.)
I don't mean to be cruel to all of the 12/13/14/15/16 year-olds who post one or two lines here basically saying, "I'm good. Call me and give me a job.", but it really has become laughable how nobody seems to read the very good advice that many people have posted in response...basically, that this approach DOES NOT WORK. After repeatedly posting the same advice, and yet these hopefuls still post the same useless messages, no wonder I start to feel that perhaps they are a few pages short of a full script, and I start to get frustrated and it probably seems like I am totally taking the piss out of them. The best way for them to avoid this is to demonstrate some ability, read the website, and stop repeating others' egregious mistakes.
You might think my advice is crap and I have nothing positive to offer a teenager who wants to be an actor....but it might be worth considering that by the time I was 16 I had performed lead roles in 2 Festival of Perth shows, had represented Australia in a festival in Japan, was about to do the same in a USA festival with a play I had co-devised, and was on my way to starting a professional career that has so far spanned 17 years and many festivals, countries, and awards. I work with a lot of school-aged kids...I can probably offer a few ideas if they're REALLY willing to improve, and not just dreaming that someone will see their post and offer them an Oscar.
Feel free to try to spell out more of my failings....you obviously need the spelling practice.
Cheers,
Craig
> 16 year old girl wants 2 know why her cousin gets 2 b a
> famous actor and she doesnt..when frankly she has more
> talent and isnt a whore!!! lalalalalalala... sorri every1
> jus needed 2 let dat out! X
crgwllms wrote:
I have a theory, based entirely on what you've written above....do you really need me to spell it out?
Sasha Farrell wrote:
> Ummm no don't need u 2 spell it out 4me thanx ... do i need 2
> spell what i think of u out? *COUGH, COUGH.. LOSER..COUGH*
> it appears most ppl dislike u on this site, u criticise, u
> take d piss etc... haven't u got the memo yet : no 1 likes
> u.. ur bitter and nasty! The result of ur cruelty is probably
> from a long line of knock backs from auditions! U really need
> a hobby if u find picking on people fun!
> Cya..
Hi Sasha (and Trent - glad to see you contributing so much to the conversation....what are your other pseudonyms doing tonight?)
Basically, the one thing I didn't need to spell out, because you are doing a sterling job of making it blatantly obvious, is that you seem to have a rather poor attitude...to your cousin, to yourself, and to me and all the other users of this site.
Yes, I'm critical. I expect high standards and ideals from the aspiring artists who contribute to this site, and I tend not to tolerate people who are abusive and obnoxious.
Yes, I also take the piss. Much like I'm now doing to you. I guess that's an ego-driven, self-righteous, highly opinionated, over-confident, intellectually elitist flaw of mine. Still, it provides for a kind of entertainment. Drama comes from conflict, this website is about Drama, and I entertain myself and a few others by posing ideas that conflict with the likes of yours. If I found that people stopped commenting favorably, and rating so many of my posts quite highly, I would realise no one was reading and I'd give up and go and learn macrame; however your posts just make it far too easy to take the piss out of you....as bitter, nasty, and cruel that I am, YOU'RE the one making it seem fun.
A long line of knockbacks from auditions is the ONLY way to achieve success. Ask anyone who has become successful (like your famous cousin you envy so much, perhaps?). The longer the line of knockbacks means the more auditions you have attempted; the more experienced you become at auditions, the sooner you start to get CALLbacks instead. Again, this just emphasizes what I think is lacking in your attitude.
(Having said that, I must be failing: I haven't had any knockbacks at all lately, due to the fact that I've been continuously doing shows since about
1998. I guess that really does prove how much of a 'cough cough loser' I am.)
I don't mean to be cruel to all of the 12/13/14/15/16 year-olds who post one or two lines here basically saying, "I'm good. Call me and give me a job.", but it really has become laughable how nobody seems to read the very good advice that many people have posted in response...basically, that this approach DOES NOT WORK. After repeatedly posting the same advice, and yet these hopefuls still post the same useless messages, no wonder I start to feel that perhaps they are a few pages short of a full script, and I start to get frustrated and it probably seems like I am totally taking the piss out of them. The best way for them to avoid this is to demonstrate some ability, read the website, and stop repeating others' egregious mistakes.
You might think my advice is crap and I have nothing positive to offer a teenager who wants to be an actor....but it might be worth considering that by the time I was 16 I had performed lead roles in 2 Festival of Perth shows, had represented Australia in a festival in Japan, was about to do the same in a USA festival with a play I had co-devised, and was on my way to starting a professional career that has so far spanned 17 years and many festivals, countries, and awards. I work with a lot of school-aged kids...I can probably offer a few ideas if they're REALLY willing to improve, and not just dreaming that someone will see their post and offer them an Oscar.
Feel free to try to spell out more of my failings....you obviously need the spelling practice.
Cheers,
Craig
Walter PlingeMon, 21 June 2004, 08:51 pm
Re: Cold spell
You show us your oscar winning performance and we will apologise!
Thou warped earth-vexing clack-dish!
Thou warped earth-vexing clack-dish!
Walter PlingeTue, 22 June 2004, 03:37 pm
Re: acting
Oh Angie
If only you knew what your little post would lead to down the track. Or maybe you did. Maybe you're the devil!
Anyways I'm quite amused by it all.
ps. is colin farrell gay? his coz sure is...in the stupid way.
Thou spleeny pottle-deep strumpet!
If only you knew what your little post would lead to down the track. Or maybe you did. Maybe you're the devil!
Anyways I'm quite amused by it all.
ps. is colin farrell gay? his coz sure is...in the stupid way.
Thou spleeny pottle-deep strumpet!
Walter PlingeTue, 22 June 2004, 05:33 pm
Re: acting
Mark81 wrote:
> ps. is colin farrell gay?
Gods I hope so
;-)
> his coz sure is...in the stupid way.
sorry Mark81, if she was gay, even in the stupid way, her arguments would be a lot wittier than the childish name calling she has been reduced to now.
Ladies and gentleman... roll up and witness the end of someone's career before it even starts!
> ps. is colin farrell gay?
Gods I hope so
;-)
> his coz sure is...in the stupid way.
sorry Mark81, if she was gay, even in the stupid way, her arguments would be a lot wittier than the childish name calling she has been reduced to now.
Ladies and gentleman... roll up and witness the end of someone's career before it even starts!
Walter PlingeTue, 22 June 2004, 11:24 pm
In summary
Here Ye! Here Ye!
Ignorant, Arrogant, Self Centred, pococurantic, self posturing, brainless, unaskedfor, unwanted, unminded, nonthinking, self important, self satisfied, unfancified, moronic, imbecilic, tragical, melodramatic, inconscionable, reprehensible, vacuous, tryhard, ephemeral, floccinaucinihilificationic, dole, meagre, trampified, vilificational, conflagrational, gobsmackable, trumped-up, jumped-up, nincompoopishlike, belligerent, destructive, fallible, folly-able, foulable, rigid, gomorrahinvoking, hirrient, hookworm-ridden, icycle-intercalated, frumious, koala-like naivetic, languishing, laughable, monstrous, narcissicistic, oedematic, questionable, quim-likened, somnific, warding, expectorant, ejaculational, worrisome, yellow-fisted, xenophobic, zarathustra-like, nonzealous, readwarninglable teenage wannabe's arguments:life:future declared crappy by all!
_________
TcheQ-mate
Ignorant, Arrogant, Self Centred, pococurantic, self posturing, brainless, unaskedfor, unwanted, unminded, nonthinking, self important, self satisfied, unfancified, moronic, imbecilic, tragical, melodramatic, inconscionable, reprehensible, vacuous, tryhard, ephemeral, floccinaucinihilificationic, dole, meagre, trampified, vilificational, conflagrational, gobsmackable, trumped-up, jumped-up, nincompoopishlike, belligerent, destructive, fallible, folly-able, foulable, rigid, gomorrahinvoking, hirrient, hookworm-ridden, icycle-intercalated, frumious, koala-like naivetic, languishing, laughable, monstrous, narcissicistic, oedematic, questionable, quim-likened, somnific, warding, expectorant, ejaculational, worrisome, yellow-fisted, xenophobic, zarathustra-like, nonzealous, readwarninglable teenage wannabe's arguments:life:future declared crappy by all!
_________
TcheQ-mate