I need a new day-job!!!!! (off-topic)

My soulless, humourless, sadistic, snide, manipulative, corporate slut of a boss has given me an ultimatum: work nights, or quit.

Because I do theatre at night, and my theatre is the last tenuous link to sanity I am able to cling desperately to, I am forced to resign.

(The gutless c**t doesn't even have the goddammed common decency to FIRE ME!!! God help me if I can't find another job before I leave... I won't be able to claim the dole, because as part of his sadistic corporate oneupmanship, mr promotion-by-fellatio has denied me even that!)

So, if anyone out there knows of a position suitable for a creatively profane arty type, please e-mail me at davidave@bigpond.com.

I can make sandwiches, work a computer, wear a tie, and quote most of "Hamlet".

But seriously, I can fax you a resume any time you like (except maybe 4am).

sincerely,
David Meadows
(Grand Wizard of Puschloiza)