The Beggars Banquet (Fund or rather prop raising for homeless peasants)

Yes folks, the scruffy peasants of Partridgedale are conducting their annual 'Fairytale of Sorts, door knock appeal'....kind donations of the following will be gratefully received (and returned post production.) Note: Kind donations will get you the hessian carpet treatment at our gala opening on the 18th October 1362. A quantity of...medieval costumes (to dress a King and Queens, and peasants and Ladies in waiting, and manservants, and Fairy Godmothers etc...etc... 1 X throne fit for a King. 1 X wooden / wrought iron chair with velvet upholstery ,something fit for a Queen to park her behind on whilst having her nails done by her lady in waiting. 1 X severed head (that of the Queen). PS: Sorry, we can't take a real one cos we don't have room in the freezer.) 1 X antigue style wooden single bed (one that doesn't nedd 12 people to lift on and off. 1 X lightweight sponge mattresses to lay on the item above. 1 X Executioners axe....preferably plastic that looks remarkably like steel... 1 X tarnished brass bell that our bell ringer can ring without putting in a claim for RSI. 1 X Antique full length mirror that our Prince can gaze at himself longingly... 1 X Witches cauldron (I know several of you will just happen to have one of these in the cupboard.) 1 X Self standing medieval door that one can enter and depart through (Ditto, as per above, please check the shed.) 1 X Longboat in poor condition, with mast, must seat five for a short trip across the seas... there you go, there is more, but, hey we're not greedy.... if you can help with our appeak, please contact us and we'll send the peasants around to collect. cheers Johnny johnnygrim@optusnet.com.au 0430 889 789