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Actors wanted. An Irish woman, an Australian man and a Mexican sexologist. How hard can it be to find them?

Wed, 25 May 2011, 09:15 pm
Johnny Grim13 posts in thread
Sad to say but it's me again, and I'm not going away until I fill these parts ,so if you want to get rid of me, help me in thy quest. All we want is....3 actors to complete our cast for our production, 'Love is in the air' going live on the 25th June at the Phoenix Theatre. The parts.... A man to play the part of 'Gary Burrows' - the new all Aussie legende. Age range 25-40. A woman aged 45-50- to play 'Sandra' - our Dublin divorcee. Average looks, weight etc...nights out at the local pub are preceeded with application of makeup, eye liner and lippy, all applied with ex husband's trowel and paint brush. One mad cow, with a somewhat dry Irish sense of humour. Age 45-50. A man to play Fernando .our Mexican sexoligist. Thankfully, we've found our Drag Queen. For info, a gander at the script or just to give me a shoulder to whinge on, call 0430 889 789 for a 'no obligation' chat. e-mail johnnygrim@optusnet.com.au cheers Johhny Grim A lad in sane

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Johnny GrimWed, 25 May 2011, 09:15 pm
Sad to say but it's me again, and I'm not going away until I fill these parts ,so if you want to get rid of me, help me in thy quest. All we want is....3 actors to complete our cast for our production, 'Love is in the air' going live on the 25th June at the Phoenix Theatre. The parts.... A man to play the part of 'Gary Burrows' - the new all Aussie legende. Age range 25-40. A woman aged 45-50- to play 'Sandra' - our Dublin divorcee. Average looks, weight etc...nights out at the local pub are preceeded with application of makeup, eye liner and lippy, all applied with ex husband's trowel and paint brush. One mad cow, with a somewhat dry Irish sense of humour. Age 45-50. A man to play Fernando .our Mexican sexoligist. Thankfully, we've found our Drag Queen. For info, a gander at the script or just to give me a shoulder to whinge on, call 0430 889 789 for a 'no obligation' chat. e-mail johnnygrim@optusnet.com.au cheers Johhny Grim A lad in sane
Walter PlingeThu, 26 May 2011, 12:11 pm

Well the Mexican sexologist

Well the Mexican sexologist might be a bit of a problem.
David HardieThu, 26 May 2011, 04:36 pm

Mexican Sexologist.

Are you kidding? I suprised you are having to canvas people for it. Aussie Legende (sic) 25-40 might be a bit harder to cast.
jeffhansenThu, 26 May 2011, 05:11 pm

Yeah. I'm over

Yeah. I'm over 40.... www.meltheco.org.au
Ray CondyThu, 26 May 2011, 08:10 pm

Over 40 ??

Jeff, who is the guy in the white shirt? Ray (can't help myself)
David HardieSat, 28 May 2011, 11:01 am

White shirt and brown

White shirt and brown shorts to be more precise . . .
Johnny GrimSat, 28 May 2011, 07:17 pm

Mexican Sexologist

We got him
Johnny GrimSat, 28 May 2011, 07:22 pm

Where are the all Aussie legends

David, you're spot on. We have the Mexican, we have the Irish woman, all we need is a Nathan or Daniel..perhaps I should give Chris a call? Surely there's someone out there who can be an Aussie legend...if it wasn't for this damned Manchester accent I'd try and be that man! JG
Rachel BartlettSun, 29 May 2011, 11:49 pm

Could it be a female Aussie

Could it be a female Aussie legend?
Robert J WhyteMon, 30 May 2011, 04:07 pm

Sorry, on self imposed 12

Sorry, on self imposed 12 month break from active theatre participation.
Johnny GrimMon, 30 May 2011, 06:30 pm

In response

Na mate! We have often crossed genders, however, on this one, it would mean a complete re-write of the script, and given as I stop at 15 re-writes the answers no.. cheers Johnny Grim
Johnny GrimMon, 30 May 2011, 06:31 pm

Thanks anyway

Enjoy the break Robert.
Johnny GrimMon, 30 May 2011, 06:34 pm

We've found our all Aussie legend..

Yes, we have, and so by the hair on my chinny chin chin, we now have our cast....and so to work. Thanks to all those who joined us in our search. cheers Johnny Grim
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