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Dear David Helm

Fri, 29 Oct 2004, 01:59 pm
Leah Maher7 posts in thread
Dear David Helm,

Hello and welcome to your first, and possibly only, opportunity to publicly state that your "Audition Notice" is a well intentioned but slightly misguided joke (or perhaps in an injoke between that is harmless and I just don't get), before the firey scorn of all those in this town who love and respect Jarrod Buttery (and trust me when I say there are many of us) pours down on your head.

Leah M

Re: Dear David Helm

Fri, 29 Oct 2004, 02:10 pm
Walter Plinge
Dear David Helm,

Do as she says, I beg you. I can only hold her back for so long and my arms are already gettin' tired. I swear man, she's lil but if she starts throwing words like punches, I shall be powerless to stop her. Despite my superhuman strength and ability to leap giant dickheads in a single bound...


If this turns out to be a wacky joke, well done! You rock! If not, I shall sic my learned friend onto you and will not be responsible for the ensuing bedlam.

Julia D

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