Cheap Tix - $9 for "Agency" - TONIGHT ONLY!
Thu, 19 Aug 2004, 10:37 amjassep1 post in thread
Cheap Tix - $9 for "Agency" - TONIGHT ONLY!
Thu, 19 Aug 2004, 10:37 amHi All,
Well, tonights (19th Aug) performance of "Agency" has had a few more bookings since Tuesday, but it's still a little slow...
I just wanted to remind you that you can still get all tickets for tonights performance for just $9 each... but when you book you must mention that you want "THE BLACK HOLE DISCOUNT"
If you'd like to take advantage of this offer please call Amber at the Blue Room on 9227 7005.
Thanks,
Jason
----------------------------
Jason Seperic wrote:
>
> This "HOLE" in my bookings is *really* starting to *^%!#! me
> off!
>
> If you've been involved in theatre for any time at all,
> you'll know what I'm talking about...
>
> WHY is it there's *ALWAYS* one night in a season where, no
> matter how well tickets are selling generally, it's own
> bookings are so ROTTEN they remind you of a BLACK HOLE?
> Sucking up all the light and noise around it... sucking in
> general!
>
> AND you can NEVER PREDICT *when* it'll be... it just appears!
>
> Two hours ago, I was sitting here looking at this *sand trap*
> in my booking summary wondering just HOW I'd make the
> situation better...
>
> You see, I *like* to work under the assumption that having
> *somebody* in an audience (no matter how much they paid) is
> better than playing to an empty house - you've probably been
> in that exact same situation yourself?
>
> So, after much to-ing and fro-ing, arguing, and 'gnashing of
> teeth' here's what I've *finally* been authorised to do - but
> only for this ONE PERFORMANCE, to make the night WORTH the
> DOING...
>
> ***You can come along this ONE performance of "Agency" for a
> flat *NINE BUCKS* per ticket (instead of the usual $18.00)!***
>
> Now, you can come by yourself, or with a group of friends...
> but make no mistake -- this price will not be offered again!
> As I said, it's only there to make up for "Murphy's Law" No.
> 97 of the theatre... the one that says "There'll *always* be
> one totally unexpected, awesomely s***-house night for
> bookings!" :o)
>
> What: "Agency" by Diana Day
> When: Thurday 19th August, 8pm
> Where: Blue Room Theatre
> Price: 50% Limited Discount -- $9 FLAT (instead of $18.00)
>
> Conditions:
>
> 1. Offer is *only* for ITA website patrons and their
> *immediate* friend or Family, and;
> 2. When booking, you MUST MENTION that you want the "BLACK
> HOLE" $9 SPECIAL DISCOUNT only available for Thurday 19th
> August's performance of "Agency."
>
> Book with Amber on 9227 7005.
>
> Looking at the rest of my booking sheets, I can safely say
> this will be the ONLY opportunity you'll now get for a
> discount... and in some cases your only opportunity for a
> ticket AT ALL!
>
> Look forward to seeing you there!
>
> Regards,
> Jason
>
> P.S. You can get all the latest news, views and press about
> "Agency" through our dedicated website:
> http://www.triumph-publishing.com/agency (or if that doesn't
> load, you can try http://users.tpg.com.au/adsl92bd/agency
> instead)
Well, tonights (19th Aug) performance of "Agency" has had a few more bookings since Tuesday, but it's still a little slow...
I just wanted to remind you that you can still get all tickets for tonights performance for just $9 each... but when you book you must mention that you want "THE BLACK HOLE DISCOUNT"
If you'd like to take advantage of this offer please call Amber at the Blue Room on 9227 7005.
Thanks,
Jason
----------------------------
Jason Seperic wrote:
>
> This "HOLE" in my bookings is *really* starting to *^%!#! me
> off!
>
> If you've been involved in theatre for any time at all,
> you'll know what I'm talking about...
>
> WHY is it there's *ALWAYS* one night in a season where, no
> matter how well tickets are selling generally, it's own
> bookings are so ROTTEN they remind you of a BLACK HOLE?
> Sucking up all the light and noise around it... sucking in
> general!
>
> AND you can NEVER PREDICT *when* it'll be... it just appears!
>
> Two hours ago, I was sitting here looking at this *sand trap*
> in my booking summary wondering just HOW I'd make the
> situation better...
>
> You see, I *like* to work under the assumption that having
> *somebody* in an audience (no matter how much they paid) is
> better than playing to an empty house - you've probably been
> in that exact same situation yourself?
>
> So, after much to-ing and fro-ing, arguing, and 'gnashing of
> teeth' here's what I've *finally* been authorised to do - but
> only for this ONE PERFORMANCE, to make the night WORTH the
> DOING...
>
> ***You can come along this ONE performance of "Agency" for a
> flat *NINE BUCKS* per ticket (instead of the usual $18.00)!***
>
> Now, you can come by yourself, or with a group of friends...
> but make no mistake -- this price will not be offered again!
> As I said, it's only there to make up for "Murphy's Law" No.
> 97 of the theatre... the one that says "There'll *always* be
> one totally unexpected, awesomely s***-house night for
> bookings!" :o)
>
> What: "Agency" by Diana Day
> When: Thurday 19th August, 8pm
> Where: Blue Room Theatre
> Price: 50% Limited Discount -- $9 FLAT (instead of $18.00)
>
> Conditions:
>
> 1. Offer is *only* for ITA website patrons and their
> *immediate* friend or Family, and;
> 2. When booking, you MUST MENTION that you want the "BLACK
> HOLE" $9 SPECIAL DISCOUNT only available for Thurday 19th
> August's performance of "Agency."
>
> Book with Amber on 9227 7005.
>
> Looking at the rest of my booking sheets, I can safely say
> this will be the ONLY opportunity you'll now get for a
> discount... and in some cases your only opportunity for a
> ticket AT ALL!
>
> Look forward to seeing you there!
>
> Regards,
> Jason
>
> P.S. You can get all the latest news, views and press about
> "Agency" through our dedicated website:
> http://www.triumph-publishing.com/agency (or if that doesn't
> load, you can try http://users.tpg.com.au/adsl92bd/agency
> instead)