Jem is in a pickle!

Hi All,
I am trying to plan a production of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest for next year but this is proving VERY difficult as some mean, nasty person won't return the State's only copy of the play to the Alexander Library (it's now 3 weeks overdue) and none of the books stores can get it in for 16 weeks, if at all. If you are the person who has the play PLEASE return it so I can get a copy, it will be returned promptly (as it should be!). Alternatively, if you know a way I can get a copy I am all ears. The writers name is Dale Wasserman and it's published by Samuel French Inc. Until then, to all those involved, please bear with me. I'm trying my best. Cheers!
Jem xx