THE PIRATES ARE COMMING and are in need of a little help.........

Hi There, I am Looking for certain item and was wondering if anyone can help English Policeman uniforms (Traditional Bobby style) Swords and Daggers and Old Pistols (Pirate style) A Kilt (yes a kilt, it's not a skirt, there IS a difference) and, hmmmmm what was the other thing............ Oh yes ........... A PIRATE SHIP Anyone with access or knows how to access or possibly even build any of the above please contact me flint77@hotmail.com or 0438 919 729 Cheers MUTLEY