Amputee for hire

Quick, put out the "spazzy parking" signs cause this cripple is looking for work :) Nah, dont freak out, we only attack when we see fear, oh and food. Ok so if your looking for a 1 legged zombie wannabe, congrats, you just found him. Left above knee amputee (about 3 inches above knee) male 38 y.o. wondering if there is any call for some fun paid work. Im in Gippsland Vic, but can travel,,,,, pending venture capital. Willing to concider anything of a "reasonable" nature and happy to be "form cast and fitted" for anything required to get the job done. I'd ideally like to get in touch with any agents who are looking for amputee extras for film productions. No im not looking to get famous, just a chance to do this on a regular-ish basis. Btw, im not at all "disabled" when I have my prosthesis on, but im a crap dancer with it off. Also dont have any health issues and not on any meds. Anyway, thats a little about me, message me if you want to know more.