Only 4 Sleeps until the Finleys....

...the ITA has only had....hmmmm....perhaps a dozen such comments since the last awards were held. Pretty sure it'll be bottom of the list just so people can enjoy slapping the hand that feeds for another 12 months. That way we can all enjoy another round of "We're sorry" followed by the reply "That's not good enough" followed by reply "We're sorry...really sorry" followed by "You law breakers" followed by "Please refer to our previous apology" followed by "That's not good enough - surrender your first born for execution you evil scum!". Personally it would have amused me to see them dispense with the problem by just not serving alcohol at all. Sorry, of course I'm joking - every attendee will be showered in water as they enter the venue. Taps have been installed and attached to every seat. The venue itself is a river garden equipped with vestal virgins toting enormous jugs of water and available at the snap of your fingers. A special sprinkler system will gently mist you in water throughout the award ceremony. The good lord almighty has been contacted to arrange a deluge over the immediate area. Failing that, native americans have been hired to do a rain dance and water diviners engaged to find new sources of aqua vita in the immediate area. There will also be a pool filled entirely with drinking water. Did I miss anything Kimberley?