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Tue, 22 Dec 2009, 05:33 pm
danni_skye36 posts in thread

Peter Garrett Online Forum

Federal Arts Minister Peter Garrett has launched an online forum to discuss Australia's Cultural Policy. In his speech to the National Press Club in October, the Minister identified three key themes for consideration:

1. Keeping culture strong; 2. Engaging the community; and 3. Powering the young.

These and other points are expanded on in the discussion framework, however this is not an exhaustive list. Use the web forum to talk about any cultural idea, issue or concern and help shape future policy.

The National Cultural Policy online forum will be open until 6pm Monday 1 February 2010. For more info, and to log onto the forum.

visit www.nationalculturalpolicy.com.au

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danni_skyeTue, 22 Dec 2009, 05:33 pm

Peter Garrett Online Forum

Federal Arts Minister Peter Garrett has launched an online forum to discuss Australia's Cultural Policy. In his speech to the National Press Club in October, the Minister identified three key themes for consideration:

1. Keeping culture strong; 2. Engaging the community; and 3. Powering the young.

These and other points are expanded on in the discussion framework, however this is not an exhaustive list. Use the web forum to talk about any cultural idea, issue or concern and help shape future policy.

The National Cultural Policy online forum will be open until 6pm Monday 1 February 2010. For more info, and to log onto the forum.

visit www.nationalculturalpolicy.com.au

LogosTue, 22 Dec 2009, 08:31 pm

Run Run

Escape while you can. The hypocrite lives. Is that all there is? Well if that's all there is my friend, then let's keep dancing. www.tonymoore.id.au
NaTue, 22 Dec 2009, 08:39 pm

Hypocrite in what way? I

Hypocrite in what way? I must say that I was very wary when he became Fed. Arts Minister, but having heard a recent speech by him am a little more sated; also am glad to see that they have legislated for resale royalties for visual artists, something the previous government refused to touch with a 10 foot pole, and that Garrett himself was adamantly for before as 'shadow'. (I am disappointed that he doesn't seem to have a backbone when it comes to our PM making stupid remarks about art) To be honest, I've not really been following the government's actions on the arts. Goddess Shadow Puppet on sale at Puppets in Melbourne
Noel ChristianTue, 22 Dec 2009, 10:29 pm

Hypocrites and Stupid Comments

I am always happy to see a politician outed as a hypocrite, and no force of earth will stop our PM from making stupid remarks, but why do we need a forum to discuss cultural policy. Let's just make culture and the leave the policy out of it. Culture is what has happened, and is happening now, not what is proposed to happen.   

The three categories remain satisfactorily empty of content. But please, could this government do some governing and give up on symbolic gestures, junkets to foreign chat-shops and ever escalating engagements with process.

Logos, I am running right beside you. Now, tell me where we are running to.

Noël Christian

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Bass GuyTue, 22 Dec 2009, 11:29 pm

Sell Out.

I lost all scant respect I held for Garrett when he defected from the Greens; the one political party that armed him with the tools to make an effective difference to people's lives. When he went to Labour, I cursed his name loudly then- and I point and laugh now at how hog-tied he has let his "ideals" become in order to follow Mini-Mao's party line. Sod him. "The Minister For Plastic Bags". He reaps what he sows.
Walter PlingeWed, 23 Dec 2009, 06:04 am

Im sure all in the

Im sure all in the 'community' theatre world alot to say, however, i suggest you leave it to the professionals
Noel ChristianWed, 23 Dec 2009, 07:00 am

Wholehearted agreement

I agree absolutely. Leave it to the mainstream and to the 'professionals.' This will free up the artists, the talented and the courageous to get on with the real work.

 

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NaWed, 23 Dec 2009, 07:45 am

I think you'll find Walter,

I think you'll find Walter, that some of us here are professionals. Goddess Shadow Puppet on sale at Puppets in Melbourne
NaWed, 23 Dec 2009, 07:49 am

I agree that words are less

I agree that words are less important than actions, which is why I've been wary so far but pleased on the move on resale royalties. However, I think it's unfair to say that asking for artists' opinions on policy is a new thing - the past government did that all the time, when the Aus Council for the Arts regularly asks for input on a variety of things, including what direction their theatre board should go. (That last one happened a few years ago I believe) I don't see anything wrong with asking artists what their needs are and how to better support us. Goddess Shadow Puppet on sale at Puppets in Melbourne
Noel ChristianWed, 23 Dec 2009, 08:26 am

Government and Arts

Naomi

I'm sorry to have implied that this was a new thing - I meant to assert that it was a wrong thing. I am a fierce opponent of Government funding for the arts. It is not their business. If the Government wants to commission a particular work of art, then it has every right to do so, but it should not be allowed any greater role than this.

The villains in this piece are not merely the present Government, but they run in a long and unnterrupted line from Menzies onward (and possibly from even before that).

If the Government wants to support the arts then they, as individuals, can buy our books, attend our shows, listen to our music and purchase our paintings.

Using art as an adjunct to its own self-promotion - which is all that arts funding is - is offensive.  

Private patronage is okay - he who pays the piper calls the tune - but public patronage does not have my support. That is why I am an independent theatre artist, not a member of the mainstream.

A sad consequence of Government funding is that individual citizens feel that they do not need to support us themselves, as that is now the Government's job. Before the Elizabethan Trust (or whatever the damn silly thing was called) this was a culturally more vibrant and interesting country than it has ever been since. That is because culture is made by real and ordinary people on the real and ordinary ground, not by a set of isolated and self-affirming 'cultural producers' safely protected from the real world by free money.

I do not want a National Arts Policy and I will reject and defy it wherever I see fit. This is an issue that puts me in a fighting mood. 

Government is incidental to our lives, not central. It need to accept this and to get on with its job.

Noël Christian

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Noel ChristianWed, 23 Dec 2009, 08:34 am

Sad Walter

How sad it is that 'Walter' is so intimidated by us that he or she dare not make a point without hiding behind a fake name and a fake illiteracy.

Independent professionals are the only professionals that count. 

Incidentally, the theatre review in the latest issue of Quadrant is germane to this argument - it gives up on mainstream 'professional' theatre entirely and attends instead to a community theatre production in Hobart - which it loved. 

Noël Christian

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NaWed, 23 Dec 2009, 11:27 am

Interesting, because I

Interesting, because I couldn't disagree more. I do think the government is woeful at supporting arts, and the corporate world even more so. But having seen what decent (as in really really amazing support not just financially) government funding can do overseas in Asian countries, as well as a good corporate attitude, I think there is a way to balance arts funding with what artists actually do. Further to that, why should arts be singled out? Science is best left to inventors, researchers and others too, and yet we're ok with governments funding scientific projects... (Are you a libertarian? Do you approve of funding other things, or just not the arts?) (It should be noted, I'm not read up on the national cultural policy issue, so I'm speaking generally about arts funding without including this specific topic) Funnily enough, although I want arts to be funded from corporate, philanthropic, and government bodies; I have only ever applied for one grant and that was at the behest of a fellow company member. I am happy for others to apply, I just don't particularly want to use the services myself. An odd situation I know, but that's how I feel. So I guess we agree on a certain level... :shrug: Goddess Shadow Puppet on sale at Puppets in Melbourne
Noel ChristianWed, 23 Dec 2009, 12:03 pm

Good and deep questions

Naomi

At first blush, I would say that not being involved in the sciences, I have no opinion on the matter; but that is not really an adequate response. In short, however, I am not certain that I do want science in the hands of Government. Historically, it has been disastrous, and given the awful mixture of truths, half-truths and outright falsities that have risen up as the 'Climate Change' issue, history seems about to repeat itself.

More prosaically, science is not something that is done as part of ordinary life, but art is. The creation of a special cultural elite which can only exist because it is supported by Government erodes the arts by falsifying the larger culture of a nation. Worse than that, it makes art part of the function of Government and fosters the illusion that Government is central to our culture.

I am not prepared at this point (I mean intellectually, not emotionally) to argue civics at this level, (although I am happy to participate in a long discursive dialogue on the subject), so it might be simplest to say that it is Government itself that I disapprove of.

Given a hierarchy, I belief that the ward is more important than the shire, the shire than the region, the region than the state, and the state than the commonwealth. I would gladly see the Federal Government reduced in its powers to no more than border protection, defence, Treasury, the High Court and the management of standard weights and measures. Nothing else. 

I, too, have applied for and managed grants when it has been my duty to do so for others. I have done so against my personal ethics, but that is sometimes the nature of duty.

We don't have to agree on everything, only on the value of the dialogue. And on that, we are not at odds.  

Noël Christian

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NaWed, 23 Dec 2009, 12:15 pm

I have to disagree there

I have to disagree there too: there is a difference between science, and what politicians spout as science. There is also a difference between government-regulation and oversight in medical science and government-funded science. (Perhaps my argument before wasn't clear) I also disagree that science isn't a part of ordinary life. You and I are taking use of science just to have this conversation: indeed, Youtube provides a combination of science and art. And many scientists would argue that science can be an art in and of itself. Is not Da Vinci both an artist and a scientist? It takes innovation and an artist's mind to invent something new, or to see something in a new way (Darwin comes to mind) "The creation of a special cultural elite which can only exist because it is supported by Government erodes the arts by falsifying the larger culture of a nation. Worse than that, it makes art part of the function of Government and fosters the illusion that Government is central to our culture." (Man, we need a quote function on this site... Grant? How about it?) This 'elite' is a problem of the way the system is currently operated, not the system itself. This is like saying that our hospitals are crap because they prefer insured patients to uninsured ones. The doctors may be good, the treatments sound and effective, the service of the hospitals good: but none of that actually affects the insured/uninsured problem. (Ok, my analogy only slightly works, but you get my meaning. The system could be better, which is why asking for input is so necessary) ...Anyway, going a little off topic now, so I'll shut up. And yes, the conversation is fun, even if we don't see eye to eye. Nice to have proper civil discourse for once. Goddess Shadow Puppet on sale at Puppets in Melbourne
Noel ChristianWed, 23 Dec 2009, 12:46 pm

Government and science

Naomi

Government is about power. That is all it is about. It is not about being nice or being creative or being Godly or finding the truth, it is about having power. This has never been clearer in our country than the present, given our current PM's maiden speech. When such an agenda is given the weapons to make power absolute, it will use them.

Science in the hands of Government has only one purpose - to increase Government power. Science actually has another purpose altogether, which is to refine one of the very many ways available to us of understanding our world. Art in the hands of Government is not about beauty or spectacle or truth or devotion or any of the things we might prefer it to be about - it is about increasing Government power. The same goes for everything. This is why a firm line was drawn between religion and the state - because when the state gets hold of religion, it has a very effective weapon indeed. (I note that you did not argue for a reunification of Church and State, for all your liberal views re: art, science &c.)

You and I are not doing science, we are exploiting technology, which is an entirely different thing. When my Grandmother made a doily, she did art; when my Uncle carved a gatepost, he did art; when my Great-great-great Grandfather traveled through Wales telling stories from the Gospels at Sunday Schools, he did art. Not one of them ever did science.

My paternal Grandfather was instrumental in the development of radio, television and radar. He did science. He continued to do it as a hobby in his retirement. I know the difference between doing the one and doing the other.

Science is, in fact, one of the most irrelevant of all human activities - very few people do it, and very many ages have gone by without it being done.

Whether science and art can be the same thing is not the point, and is in any case highly improbable. 

In our Government funded (Government poisoned) arts world, the elite is the system. That's the problem with it.  The elite, in order to remain elite, must foster the power of the Government. They know their role and they fill it. Those that can't, get out. They either become independents like us, or they get another profession.

The challenge that we should have given the pathetic Walter was this: strip all funds from the theatres, and then let's see how professional your professionals really are. 

Ultimately, perhaps that's the proposition we should present to Peter Garrett - who did very well throughout his own artistic career without funding.

(Your point about Government oversight re: medical practice and science is a good one, but I am not convinced that it should be given to the Federal or even the State Governments to exercise.) 

Noël Christian

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NaWed, 23 Dec 2009, 01:29 pm

I'm going to ignore most of

I'm going to ignore most of this because I really don't have enough time or inclination to go through point by point, but really my first and only big reaction was to these: "Science is, in fact, one of the most irrelevant of all human activities - very few people do it, and very many ages have gone by without it being done." Um, ok. So the vaccine for H1N1 just popped out of the air? Or the fact that we just shot a rocket at the moon to see if there was ice? These are not recent scientific activities? They were not done by humans, but monkeys (yes, a joke to be made there, but not relevant to my point)? I honestly don't know how you can think no one does science anymore, or that it's irrelevant. In which case, on behalf of scientists, can you return your: car, stereo, pen, paper, computer, internet, or pretty much anything you've ever used that was invented? Funny, I may appear liberal, but in fact my convictions range from conservative on many points, and liberal in others. I agree with church and state separation, but that doesn't mean I can't have nuanced views on a range of other 'lefty' ideas. It's naive to think that politics is a 'left' or 'right' issue, when there are many many issues, some of which may come in the middle, to the left, to the far right, and anywhere in between. "Strip all funds from the theatres, and then let's see how professional your professionals really are. " They'd be just as pro as they are now. But take away funding from most companies and we have chaos. La Mama recently lost their funding and thanks to a huge public outpouring, was saved. This is a national icon, not just a state one. But if it were say, The Store Room (in Melb) or another less icon-ish venue, no one would have given a damn, because there's no culture of assistance at all. La Mama is also one of the few places for new directors, playwrights and actors to actually see their work produced (slightly different at The Store Room, but it is also one of those venues that offers the same opportunities. But no one would bother saving it because no one cares outside of the theatrical world; La Mama at least has the history behind it to be of 'interest' to Melbournians). Most of us can't afford the pro theatre. Furthermore, strip all funds from the COMMUNITY theatres, and see how the community reacts. You can see how Perth people are reacting to one of their groups losing their venue and how they are desperate to find another place. I think where we disagree is that you seem to think art can and should only come from the hardships of the artist. I'm saying that art can't exist without some form of financial support that can't always come from the artist. Can great art come from a homeless person? Can important art come from them? Can professional art come from them? I'm also not saying that it should be given to a government, but that to get rid of funding altogether with no function of replacement, or atmosphere of responsible public philanthropy, in this country, would kill 99% of art going on in this country. This is also speaking as someone who recently came back from an AGM for the Aussie puppetry organisation, and can see how little support there is even from those within the arts (and here I'm referring to VCA and the cutting of the puppetry course). Artists themselves are struggling to organise support, and unless you have a better system up your sleeve, I say let's try and improve the one we've got. (On a side note, do you know anything of the resale royalties for visual artists? Because much of what I'm saying here goes towards that too: government also implements and oversees laws which affect artists. Resale royalties go towards every artist - actor, writer, playwright, designer - BUT visual artists recently. The introduction of this law allows many artists, including Indigenous ones, to actually get more money, meaning more power over their own work. This isn't just about funding, which is why it's important for artists to WORK WITH the government, because otherwise, you're right, they can screw us without us watching) Goddess Shadow Puppet on sale at Puppets in Melbourne
RapunzelWed, 23 Dec 2009, 02:18 pm

It'd kill opera

It'd kill Opera, if government funding ceased. Hmmmm, mildly tempting (modern opera is horrible, IMO). However, would also kill ballet, and state theatre companies, etc. etc. On the other hand I personally dislike the hoops you have to jump over and the potential interference in the project if you apply for funding. Which is why I've never done it. I'm also very tired of the same people getting the funding and the same people being the ones who determine who gets what. Seems like they all just form a new company every three years, fill it with familiar faces and off they go again. The relevant Funding Decision Making Board or Committee also forms up, with a few fresher faces to keep everyone happy (often selected from those who have received funding before) and away THEY go again. It's hard not be cynical. I wish there was a better way. Short of miraculously being invited to join the magic inner circle and perhaps sneaking in some reforms from the inside I can't see any real changes to arts funding happening...and that's despite Mr Garrett's latest placebo (ouch, I'm turning into a bitter twisted old woman, damn it!) "Life is too short to stuff a mushroom"
Noel ChristianWed, 23 Dec 2009, 03:09 pm

Science

Naomi

In almost every point we actually agree, it is only in the nuances we vary, but on the issue of science I am not making myself understood. Science is not unimportant, nor is it undesirable. It is, however, not a common activity and of all the things we do as humans, it is the one we will lose with the least schock to our system.

Technology is not science. Science is a discipline of thinking. It is important, useful, desirable, interesting, wonderful and exciting - but it is not essential. Justice is essential, love is essential, art, parenting, religion, architecture and agriculture are all essential, but science (as a pure discipline) is not. That is not to denigrate science. It is to acknowledge its actual role in the world.

I don't think that art can only come from hardship - I think that the funding from art should primarily come from the business of art. That is, from selling the product. Entrepreneurship, in short. I know that patronage is important and I applaud those private companies and individuals that give it, but I utterly derogate Government contributions.

And yes, I do have a better system up my sleeve: either produce work that your customers want to buy, or pay for it yourself.

Not far from where I live there is a little Community Theatre that gets no funding, is not part of this site (does not even know that such a thing exists), and that pioneers local work as well as producing popular genre work. They are loved by their community. They survive because they do their job right. I dare La Mama to do the same.

Finally - the arts does not need more money. The arts need people.    

Finally, finally - resale royalties have always seemed sane and good to me, but I am beginning to have second thoughts. As they are not yet sensible or coherent thoughts, I haven't raised them, but you deserve a response and so, yes, I am happy to join with you in applauding the Government's legislative success. But then, Governments are supposed to make law. They are not supposed to fund art. 

Finally, finally, finally - are we getting silly now? I keep feeling the heavy eyes of all the other members glowering at us from behind our backs. I know that I am in a minority position - but in my defence I can assure all the good taxpayers out there that I have never spent any of your taxes on any of my work. And I made my living not doing it.

Pax?   

Noël Christian

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mike raineWed, 23 Dec 2009, 06:56 pm

a minority . . . but not alone

I too have an inherent distaste for governments as we know them to be currently. I have noted this elsewhere on this site. My view is that Governments are necessary, but should be highly constrained in their activities, limited to defending the country (army), defending its citizens (police), and maintaining and enforcing contracts (judicial system). All else can be done by non-government businesses. I agree with Noel's statements: "I think that the funding from art should primarily come from the business of art. That is, from selling the product. Entrepreneurship, in short. I know that patronage is important and I applaud those private companies and individuals that give it, but I utterly derogate Government contributions." And in particular: "either produce work that your customers want to buy, or pay for it yourself". However, I do believe science is essential, as essential as everything else mentioned. "Love" won't cure a brain tumour, but applied "science" will.
NaWed, 23 Dec 2009, 08:01 pm

I posted a long rebuttal

I posted a long rebuttal and disagreement with many of your points Noel, but deleted it. Frankly, although the conversation is interesting, I'm so far from agreeing with you that I'll not continue to discuss it. The issue is touching on some personal things, which I am not interested in discussing here (hence me deleting it). That and I'm not 100% sure I'm not being baited. Goddess Shadow Puppet on sale at Puppets in Melbourne
LogosThu, 24 Dec 2009, 01:29 pm

Comment 1

Why is Peter Garrett a hypocrite? Well leaving aside the fact that becoming a politician pretty much (with a few honourable exceptions) means you are a hypocrite because you obviously have to abandon many personal beliefs in order to fit the party line and your leaders personal prejudices, in his case it started very early. Garrett and the Oils spent about ywenty years preaching loudly against the capitalist system that made them millionaires and called many times for the land to be returned to its traditional owners. Garrett at least owns a large tract of land in the southern highlands of NSW which he has made no effort to return to it's traditional owners. More recently he (as bass guy notes further down) abandoned his green convictions in order to join Kevin's Labor party in order to get a safe seat. He is pretty much gagged because of his amazing ability to openly criticise his own party and has been shoved into roles that the Labor party really doesn't care about. Frankly I would rather have anyone else as Arts Minister. Is that all there is? Well if that's all there is my friend, then let's keep dancing. www.tonymoore.id.au
LogosThu, 24 Dec 2009, 01:30 pm

Comment 2

Response to Walter Plop I am a professional and can prove it. Can you? Is that all there is? Well if that's all there is my friend, then let's keep dancing. www.tonymoore.id.au
LogosThu, 24 Dec 2009, 01:49 pm

Comment 3

I am a left libertarian. I used to call myself an anarchist until those idiots working in banks and insurance companies started calling themselves anarchists in their demonstrations against globalisation. I too am against globalisation but I'm prepared to say so publicly and show my face. I also prefer not to throw stones. I am ambivalent about Arts funding especially when you consider I am pretty much against government. However I am prepared to acknowledge that we need some functions of government and therefore we might as well get some funding support from it. I am an independent artist and producer but I doubt that I will ever receive, even if I apply for it, any Government funding, I am too independent and refuse to follow the "rules". Rules in art seem to me to be a bit (read totally) redundant. Here in SA the granting of arts funding has been placed in the hands of panels who consist of practising artists in the various areas funded. Fine I hear you say what a good idea. No it's not, because the panels tend to be self perpetuating and only give funds to applications that fit within their view of the arts they are responsible for. If you work outside of that view you will receive no money. They then arrange for the appointment of people who agree with them when they are replaced on the panel. Result? After a while all the funded examples of that art type begin to look that same and have the same names attached to them. Some of these panel members get funding for their own productions granted at meetings where they are sitting. Get my point. I personally feel that arts funding should be in supported bricks and mortar. Build us theatres (in my case as I am a performing artist) and provide them at affordable hire rates. That is properly equipped and maintained theatres that can be hired at a percentage of box office with the relevant government level picking up the balance of the costs in running the place. Lets face it on some shows they will make a packet. Is that all there is? Well if that's all there is my friend, then let's keep dancing. www.tonymoore.id.au
Noel ChristianThu, 24 Dec 2009, 02:48 pm

Bricks and Mortar

The most frustrating irony is that before all this State and Federal Government interference in the arts began, it was normal and expected for local Councils to build halls and theatres throughout all the communities they served. SA and WA were particularly rich in playing spaces, some still standing and in the most extra-ordinary of places. I spent some time in Cunderdin in WA during one tour with little to do but stare at the photos from the past hanging in an old pumping station, and I was staggered at the variety of music and theatre that the town could once support financially. There were several venues, some equipped as theatres, some as dance halls, and some able to be either and also suited to showing films. All that was gone. Now, that town has a franchise tavern, a town hall that no one ever uses, and gets all its music from a jukebox and its acted-entertainment from a DVD library. In the old days, the Council served the town because it was a community; now it seeks for photo opportunities with the Premier and the town is no more than a society.

You got the peer review system nailed. Right down to the board members awarding themselves the money. I was once nominated for a position on The Australia Council. I would have taken it, too, if I had been accepted - but then they realised who I was and you never saw anything dropped so fast in all your life. 

I, too, used to call myself an Anarchist. Then I tried Left Liberal. Then I had a go at Homeric Conservative. Now, I'm just a pest.      

Dance on, Logos, the music has barely started.

Noël Christian

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Noel ChristianThu, 24 Dec 2009, 03:10 pm

Poor and pathetic Walter, so in need of our love

Be not so hard, Logos, on poor, pathetic Walter. I see from your photograph that you have a brain, a beard and a bird, all noble and hearty accoutrements. Weak little Walter has nothing but a tiny plop. It is Christmastide. Show compassion. 

Or not. It's all the same to me.

Noël Christian

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LogosThu, 24 Dec 2009, 03:11 pm

Yeah

Here in SA the average cost of using a Council supported venue is $1000 per day. The average seating is approximately 200 - 300 so how many tickets must you sell to be able to afford the place. They will tell you that is not the cost but then they start listing the compulsory extras. the in house tech at $50 per hour the additional security costs because a guard has to work overtime, the cleaning costs (which are often not included in the base hire) etc etc. There are also supposed to be council grants available but as far as local councils are concerned I am a commercial operation, so the grants aren't available. I was faced with the amazing logic at one point of being asked to pay more to use a local hall for rehearsals from which I generated no money than I would have had to pay to put on a performance there because the performance would have been for the public but the rehearsals were a private hire??? There are almost none of these local venues left. Elizabeth still has the Shedley, we may be losing The Parks, Marion has the Domain, Golden Grove has a handball court with seating that they call a theatre but all of these places are newly built venues that are very expensive. Councils must make a profit on properties it owns now. What happened to the provision of facilities. Is that all there is? Well if that's all there is my friend, then let's keep dancing. www.tonymoore.id.au
Noel ChristianThu, 24 Dec 2009, 03:50 pm

$3-5/Seat!

These figures are absurd. I have had worse - I once dealt with a local hall that charged royalties on the software it had written to manage ticket sales. The situation is indecent. I no longer use theatres at all for this reason (the one exception, if it is still going, is The Bakehouse on Angas St; I don't know about other people, but I was always treated with incredible respect and given considerable assistance by the management there). 

An entire forum could be taken up with horror stories regarding halls and other venues that were initially meant for the community, but that now carry such costs that they are out of the reach of all. 

Are there still venues standing - albeit empty and unused - on the Wakefield Plains and the Eyre and Yorke Peninsulas? It seemed to me that it was so there last time I was there, although i have never tried to hire one. Owen has a lovely little space, and produces great local theatre - in fact, Owen is a national treasure and their local productions should be studied by all.

The Burra, I believe, has a theatre so pricey that even the rats moved out.

Noël Christian

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LogosThu, 24 Dec 2009, 05:08 pm

The Bakehouse is still

The Bakehouse is still there still affordable and is one of the homes of new theatre in SA. Holden Street also run "commercially" is affordable and has friendly management. Not much else. Is that all there is? Well if that's all there is my friend, then let's keep dancing. www.tonymoore.id.au
Walter PlingeThu, 24 Dec 2009, 06:04 pm

Noel, honestly, why would

Noel, honestly, why would you care if I show my face or not? Am I not entitled to an opinion? Why am I not able to make a contribution, without fear of vindictive retrebution? Noel...it is Christmas so I shall refrain from stooping to your level, suffice to say...grow up and get a life
Noel ChristianThu, 24 Dec 2009, 06:27 pm

Darling Walter, with a contrite heart but a blunt tongue

You originally made a post designed to denigrate, patronise and hurt.

Unfortunately, to reach my level, Naomi's level, Logos's level, or the level of any of the other professionals and dedicated amateurs on this site you must climb, not stoop.

Can you?

Noël Christian

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Walter PlingeThu, 24 Dec 2009, 08:35 pm

Distress at the casual misuse of a proud name

Ladies and Gentlemen of this Forum It has been brought to my attention by friends with a keen interest in the dramatic arts that a series of announcements have been fraudulently published under my name on this Internet location. This has caused me the deepest distress, and I must make a formal complaint to your Web Supervisor as to these abuses. The Plop name is one that I carry with pride. It is not a toy for underemployed theatricals and ill-mannered louts (such as Mr Christian, whose writing I am utterly unable to understand) to dally with for their amusement. My Great-Grandfather, Balthazar von Ploppfenberg was a respected taxonomist of Freshwater and Terrestrial Chelonians who came first to this country intending to accomplish the scientific work that would make his name renown among zoologists the world over. During his first lecture, in Sydneytown to a group of interested Anglican Ladies and one or two of the gutter press, he chanced to remark that the freshwater chelonian commonly called a 'tortoise' by the lower class of Australian was in fact a terrapin. Subsequent to this opinion being published, he was driven out of New South Wales by a group of herpetologists that were, unfortunately, all married to Anglican Ladies of a certain type and disposition. Unable to find work in his chosen field of endeavour, he eventually became a petty labourer in the Riverina, digging channels for the irrigation scheme in the district surrounding Tocumwal. His opportunities to come into contact with freshwater chelonians were very few indeed. Driven by the shame of these experiences from his father's household, my grandfather, Octavian von Ploppfenberg ran away to a Lutheran commune in the Penshurst district. There, he changed his name to Plop, and from there he made his way to Mount Gambier where he had a short affair (I am afraid of an indelicate nagure) with Robert Helpman (Sir Robert as he was to become). Unfortinately, my Grandfather had a crooked parting in his hair and was not popular amongst the promiscuous homosexuals of Mount Gambier and Port MacDonald. He married as an embittered man at an advanced age, and died shortly after my father's birth while attempting to emulate Adam Lindsay Gordon's famous jump, using a two-stroke motor car instead of a horse. My father, Heironymus Plop, broken in spirit as a young man, left for the Northern Territory and finally settled in Katherine where he established a modest catering business. It was his ambition to market his own brand of goanna vol-au-vents, and he might very well have succeeded had not the council officials of that town not placed so many barriers in his way. Also, the goannas were very fast and my father could not run. I was named Walter after my mother, who tragically died some years before my birth, but I took after my paternal line in devotion to our noble name and our ambition to achieve great things. For the past seventy three years I have been working in a secret location developing a type of terrapin canape that may be safely consumed whilst performing stunts in a motor vehicle. I am only months away from introducing a prototype to the Australian market, and it is damaging to me and to the success of my business plans to have become a mockery and a scorn in public on a 'sight' (as I believe the contemporary term is) such as this. I must ask Mr Christian to restrain his cruel taunts, and Mr Malcolm Grant, who is, I believe, the Web Supervisor over this 'sight' to enforce strict controls to prevent the fraudulent use of my name. It is especially important that the Right Honourable Mr Peter Garrett should never associate my name with such carryings on as have gone on here as it is only with his political help that I will be able to hunt and kill the terrapins necessary for my canapes to succeed. I beg you not to take this matter lightly. There is much at stake. I beg you also, please, to take care, when talking, as you may, being of the artistic and theatrical persuasion, of freshwater chelonians never to refer to them as tortoises, but always as terrapins, which is the correct term, as affirmed by my distant ancestor all those years ago. I remain yours sincerely Walter Plop
LogosThu, 24 Dec 2009, 08:48 pm

Well done

who ever you are. A nice piece of writing. Is that all there is? Well if that's all there is my friend, then let's keep dancing. www.tonymoore.id.au
Robert J WhyteFri, 25 Dec 2009, 09:30 am

Thanks Daniel

Thanks Daniel
JoeMcSun, 27 Dec 2009, 03:00 pm

I  agree repunzel!As we

I  agree repunzel!

As we are regarded as Rogues, Vagabonds & Sturdy Beggers [London Corporation Ordance of 1947] I regard politicians as being Pimps, Prostitues & privet Parsons.

Robert J WhyteTue, 29 Dec 2009, 01:49 pm

Question

Will US forces give the nod to this one? Or Will Peter reprise his famous "constipated emu" style of dancing.
RapunzelTue, 29 Dec 2009, 02:05 pm

Good description

Chee! That's a good description of Mr Garrett's dancing style, excellent! "Life is too short to stuff a mushroom"
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