Fund raiser

This may be a tad early, but hey, he who hesitates... Our season of The Karaoke Twist Christmas Special opens on 3/12/09 at The Phoenix Theatre in Hammy Hill. Part proceeds from our opening night performance will benefit 'Teen Challenge' an organisation that assist drug addicts with rehabilitation. Yes folks. FIVE DOLLARS from each ticket sold will be donated to this very worthy cause. Note: This inludes concession priced tickets. We'll also be holding a raffle, and other means of extracting cash from your wallets, and I'm probably showing my age by adding 'purses' to that sentence. Tickets are $20, and yes we know that for some of you, $20 is better spent at the Left Bank, where you get to check out the guys, or the babes, or both, but hey, if you know of anyone who can afford it (look directly into thy parents eyes, and say 'I know 2 people who can afford to go!') Note: This instruction should be ignored by those of you whose parents are deceased. No amount of talking wil lexplain why you were digging your parents up at 1AM in the morning. If you'd like a flyer for the show, (we're really hi-tech, and we can send you an electronic version) or even better, help us out by giving said flyers out to anyone you meet. In all seriousness, this is a good cause, like the other 343,487 good causes around at the moment. Why should you pick ours over there's? Does there have to be a reason for everything? Yes. Okay, then pick ours because you'll have a really fun time. Isn't christmas the time we should let our hair down, for those of us who are folically challenged that reads, to dream of letting the hair we wished we had down? I shall leave you to ponder, but don't gaze at thy navel for too long. cheers Johnny Grim Insaner by the hour