The battle looms
Thu, 23 Apr 2009, 05:18 pmJohn Grim4 posts in thread
The battle looms
Thu, 23 Apr 2009, 05:18 pmReuters: 1314.
News just in. The King of England, Edward Longshank's is assembling his mighty army, in readiness for their march to Bannockburn Scotland, there to do battle with Robert the Bruce and his raggle taggle bunch of Highlanders. The Kings army made up of the countries finest football hooligans, long term unemployed, and Polish / Czech immigrants, are expected to arrive in Scotland on the 28th April with the battle real commencing at 8PM on the 29th April 2009.
For those unable to make the 'Legless before Liverpool' coach trip to Bannockburn, a 'live as we speak' re-enactment of the battle will be staged at the Phoenix Theatre in Hamilton Hill on the 29th April. Tickets for this must see event are available now from BOC's at the measly sum of $16 full, $12 concession. Note: Wednesday the 6/5/09 you can see the enactment for the bargain price of $12, that's all tickets. We suggest you book early, or face the disappointment of having to sit in the 3rd row.
Note: Further re-enactments will be shown at 8PM on the 30 April and 1/2/7/8/9 May 2009. So book now, and in years to come you can tell your grand children that you were 'almost'there at BANNOCKBURN!
Johnny McGrim
A laddie most definitely in sane
John GrimThu, 23 Apr 2009, 05:18 pm
Reuters: 1314.
News just in. The King of England, Edward Longshank's is assembling his mighty army, in readiness for their march to Bannockburn Scotland, there to do battle with Robert the Bruce and his raggle taggle bunch of Highlanders. The Kings army made up of the countries finest football hooligans, long term unemployed, and Polish / Czech immigrants, are expected to arrive in Scotland on the 28th April with the battle real commencing at 8PM on the 29th April 2009.
For those unable to make the 'Legless before Liverpool' coach trip to Bannockburn, a 'live as we speak' re-enactment of the battle will be staged at the Phoenix Theatre in Hamilton Hill on the 29th April. Tickets for this must see event are available now from BOC's at the measly sum of $16 full, $12 concession. Note: Wednesday the 6/5/09 you can see the enactment for the bargain price of $12, that's all tickets. We suggest you book early, or face the disappointment of having to sit in the 3rd row.
Note: Further re-enactments will be shown at 8PM on the 30 April and 1/2/7/8/9 May 2009. So book now, and in years to come you can tell your grand children that you were 'almost'there at BANNOCKBURN!
Johnny McGrim
A laddie most definitely in sane
Tim ProsserFri, 24 Apr 2009, 05:34 pm
. . . and if you don't come
. . . and if you don't come to see it, Jock 'Brushman' McTavish will lead an army of heathen highlanders around to graffiti your house, your car, your cat, your dog and any washing hanging on the line with blue and white wode!
So there, you have been warned . . . it isn't wise to upset the insane!
Me? I wouldn't miss it for the world. Jock and Mr McGrim would kill me!
Per Ardua Ad Astra
Walter PlingeMon, 27 Apr 2009, 11:00 pm
Outrageous Highland Hi-jinks!
A wee birdie (non-dancing) told me that the newly renovated Phoenix Theatre was almost reduced to ashes today (figuratively speaking)by the high-powered brilliance of the dress-rehearsal - even with one of the hottest members of the cast not even present!
FOH staff - stand by with the fire extinguishers when this show goes up on Wednesday 29/04/09!!
shaztomTue, 28 Apr 2009, 05:11 pm
What are you talking about
What are you talking about Walter McSporran? I WAS SO THERE ...... shaztom