Voice coach wanted

Over a hundred thousand Scots in Perth and we wanted just one o the beggars to come along and help us oot wi a wee bit o' the ole scottish dialect... wot do we get...nuthin! That's okay...but I just want to know who the b******d was that shouted 'it's your round Jimmy' Thanks to you there's not one o them left in Perth! PS: Next time your down the pub, check under the table, and if you find a wee man hidin there, ask him what he's doin on Wednesday nights... and yee can tell him the rounds on us...oh my God! Fancy saying that! It's gonna be like Myers at 6AM on boxin day! Johhny Grim Formerly of a lad in sane, noo recovering in hospital, from severe head butt...