Reviews

As a regular reeder and okkasional kontributor to this site, I ponder over sum of the topics posted. Some amuse me...some make me cringe, sum just puzzel me...sometymes I feel like joinin a partikular thred but I tell myself not to get drawn into Walters bait ridden messages...you've got better things to do Johhny Grim...actualy eye hdon't.. but there's no holdin me bak from commentin on Gordon's follow up visit to a recent produktion... the man gave a review that made him about as popular as the aids virus...worse is... that the poor man's follow up review..why he went bak is anyone's gess...was starin me and ewe when we logged on...I fort to meself...how productive is that goin to be... postin it up there lik that...anyway..wot was eye going to say...can't bloody remember...why is it that you kant slip into dementia somewhat slowlier if there is such a word...wot I think I was goin to say is that Gordon provides a grate service to we perth theetre groups..is there anyone else out there who supports local theatre as often as he does or has the currage to post reviews like he does...I think I need a question marc there but I can't be too sure...and before you asc..our theatre group have had a few bad reviews from the mans pen in our short time afloat...but the fing is...afte mi initial reaction which is to drop a tonne of pidgeon krap on his front doorstep..I tak a step back...call him a few names and fink about what he said...strange fing is that he's usually accurate...which eye hate him for...so let's not publicly humiliate the man or he might just decide it's too hard...let's tak it on the chin...if I can take it on this huge chin I've got then I'm sure we all can...always keep in mynd that it's only one persons view.. and you kant pleeze all of the peeple all of the tyme...before I go eyed just lik to share a story with you before eye leeve...mi first play was kindly reviewed by a man who told me it was the worst thing he'd ever read in his lyfe...after sobbin gently in the corner for three and a alf yeers...eye decided that eye didn't believe him and eye was goin to prove him rong...and so A lad in sane was born...and as it happenz that man did me the best favour a man could do...from misery to happiness in won day...as Mr Greg Ross wuld say...fings all good... eyed sign mi name...so yew can insult me...but I kant bloody remember it...PS: Gordon will hopefully review our next produktion...an he can say wot he likes...we're bullet proof courtsy of the sewts o armour we'll be warin... an bi the fact that we're avin a better tyme than those poor foke spendin there lyves watchin the loser biggest...