Grim's Furry Tales season starts this coming Wednesday

Yes folks! That rather 'in sane' theatre group return for a short sojourn at the Old Mill (20/21/22/23 August). Three original one act plays... STOP!!! Wha... Why did you have to mention they're original plays! Now, no bastard will show up! Err, hello! Saturday night is already sold out.. Yeah sure it is.. Truly ruly! I had to look twice, but yep, BOCS have only 2 tickets left. That's great news! How about the other 3 performances? Hmm...12 tickets... For each performance? No..for the 3 performances combined...oh and your auntie Betty's not sure if she and Bernard will make it seeing his gout's returned ,so it could be 10! Maybe we'd better do some marketing? We've used up all the marketing funds? Really! What did we spend the eight dollars on? Our last hope is the... ITA website? Give it a try, but can you leave out the original material bit, you know how that tends to put off the Walter Plinges of this world... Okay..hows this? A lad in sane productions, invite theatre goers to a night of frivolity at the Old Mill Theatre! three one act ori... plays... based somewhat loosely on...The Importance of doing Ernest, Pride and Prejuiced, and Oliver Twisted. Yeah, that's better...we should get a good response from that.. What do you think...four..five? Steady on mate! That'd be fifty percent up on previous shows. You gotta be optimistic... True... hey that's brilliant us selling out Saturday night.. Isn't it just.. That's the positive side of having extended families... Yeah.. On a more serious note, and I do have trouble with serious notes, (unless they're the ones patrons hand over),we do hope you can join us for an evening that should bring a smile to the face of anyone with a pulse... PS: If you do come along, give the person selling tickets, the secret sign and we'll let you in for the concession price.. Cool! so what's the secret sign? You gotta wink with your left eye (it doesn't work with your right) and whisper..I'm not just in sane, I'm totally off my rocker! PPS: Please pass this on to all the lunatics you know! Johhny Grim A lad in sane productions