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THE PHONE

By McPhil

PHONE:            (Ring, ring.)

PERSON:            Hello.

PHONE:            Please respond to the prompts. Press 1 after the beep for yes. -

BEEEEP - You have not responded.

 

PERSON:            No!

PHONE:            Did you say no.

PERSON:            Yes!!

 

PHONE:           Thank you for your response, pressing one will not be necessary

good-bye.

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