No Sex Please, We're British - The Stage Play

Wingz Productions latest show, “No Sex Please, We’re British” is being staged at the Town Hall Theatre, 297 Queen Street, Campbelltown NSW. The season opens on 23rd March 2012, followed by a supper afterwards. This outrageous comedy is written by Anthony Marriott & Alistair Foot, directed by David W. Owens & produced by Sandi Owens. The season for this play is: 23rd, 24th, 28th, 30th & 31st March 2012 at 8pm & 25th March 2012 at 2pm. Tickets are: $23.00 (Adults), $18.00 (Seniors/Students), $15.00 (All tickets for Sunday 25th March 2012 & Wednesday 28th March 2012). Tickets for this show can be booked by calling (02) 4627-1550, tickets can also be purchased from the theatre box office from 18th March 2012. Please visit www.wingzproductions.com.au for more details. Synopsis: A young bride, who lives above a bank with her husband, who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable flood of pornography, photographs, books, films and eventually call-girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by his mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors.