Grave Intentions

"A classic boy-meets-girl, girl-hates-boy, boy-incinerates-the-corpse-of-Kevin-Spacey tale"

Simon and Jacob are two men working together in a funeral home. This is, however, no ordinary funeral home. It's a funeral home for the rich and famous. It is 'Affluent Funerals'.

The families of these people spend thousands upon thousands to send off their loved ones through this institution as a grand gesture of love. Love of themselves, that is. Famous families desiring a public forum to display their emotions, lavish funerals with dance numbers and quartets. These people want to get as much attention out of their famous relatives as possible. In a last ditch effort to make it seem less selfish, the families display the corpse of their beloved relative in the centre of these grand numbers.

And now, Affluent Funerals now have their biggest client ever: Kevin Spacey.

They were destined to wealth and prosperity.
Their business was untouchable.
Their hands were entirely clean.
That was, until they incinerated his corpse...

Please note the Saturday performance starts at 7pm.

Book online at www.graveintentions.org.