"Allo Allo"

Based on the t.v. series, the stage version follows the advertures of Rene and his wife, Edith, as they struggle to keep for themselves a priceless portrait of "The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies" stolen from the Nazis and kept in a sausage in their cellar. Rene is hiding two British airmen and is endeavouring, with the help of the resistance, to repatriate them.
However, communications with London through a wireless disguised as a cockatoo add to the many embarrassments he endures in the company of his patrons. Matters come to a head with the news that the Fuhrer is to visit the town and the cafe becomes filled with tricksters intending to impersonate Hitler before the event.